Getting whooshed by the Onion

[QUOTE=Anaamika]
My goodness, the young folk. :wink:
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Well, maybe they don’t name their tinned tobacco after defunct royals in England.

[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Oh, man. I tried to show this to my boyfriend and now theres a nasty dirty bloody baby on her main page.. It made me sick.

I’ve never seen anyone revel in bloody babies except for this particular subset of pro-lifers. Pro-choicers don’t post pics of bloody dead babies all over their websites.

:tries not to throw up:
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The picture made you sick , you tried not to throw up but yet you can’t seem to grasp why pro-choicers wouldn’t post pics of the result of abortions on their websites while some pro-lifers might. Do you see this as an indicator of pro-choice class as opposed to simple propogandic common sense? Your post is a good reminder to try to never post in either sides rants about the subject.

[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
Telephone pranks.

First, calling a random home:
“Is your refrigerator running? It is? You’d better go catch it before it gets away!”

Then, calling the local tobacconist store:
“Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You do? You’d better let him out!”
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Huh. For some reason I always imagined the pranksters were calling Buckingham Palace, not a tobacconist’s. I guess I just assumed that Prince Albert had, I don’t know, spent his last years in an iron lung or something like that.

But then that woundn’t be too funny. “Hi! Do you have Prince Albert in an iron lung? Oh. Oh, I see. I’m terribly sorry. I’m sure there’s someone in the States praying for him. I hope your day goes better, then.”

I love one of his more recent entries:

Yeah, sure. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Thudlow Boink]
Oh. My. God. Here’s someone clinically proven to have no sense of humor.
Is it just me, or would “Whooshed by the Onion” be a great band name?
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Yeah it is actually. I was thinking about a band name involving the congress thing, but couldnt find any.