Getting whooshed by the Onion

Well, maybe they don’t name their tinned tobacco after defunct royals in England.

The picture made you sick , you tried not to throw up but yet you can’t seem to grasp why pro-choicers wouldn’t post pics of the result of abortions on their websites while some pro-lifers might. Do you see this as an indicator of pro-choice class as opposed to simple propogandic common sense? Your post is a good reminder to try to never post in either sides rants about the subject.

Huh. For some reason I always imagined the pranksters were calling Buckingham Palace, not a tobacconist’s. I guess I just assumed that Prince Albert had, I don’t know, spent his last years in an iron lung or something like that.

But then that woundn’t be too funny. “Hi! Do you have Prince Albert in an iron lung? Oh. Oh, I see. I’m terribly sorry. I’m sure there’s someone in the States praying for him. I hope your day goes better, then.”

I love one of his more recent entries:

Yeah, sure. :rolleyes:

Yeah it is actually. I was thinking about a band name involving the congress thing, but couldnt find any.