Giant, Mysterious Cloud Of Steam At Sea: Japanese Coast Guard Warns Ships To Flee.

No, no, not the crimson uniform! That’s cinematic shorthand for “I am now officially Dead Meat”! Don’t believe me?

– The Star Trek [original series] exploratory parties: Kirk, Spock, Chekhov, and one or two nameless crewmen in red.

– The Star Wars Imperial Bodyguards protecting Palpatine/Sidious. No problem Yoda had dispatching them, mmm?

– Bond Villain Stromberg’s submarine-pirating henchmen in “The Spy Who Loved Me”. You can give a thug a machine gun, but you can’t teach him how to shoot…

Does this mean that Japanese fishing boats can harvest precooked fish?

Do realize what this means? There’ll be a sushi shortage in Japan (since all the fish will be precooked)! Think of the investment opportunities!

Yesss – and while you’re at it, take a tuna, and feed it mayonnaise! :smiley: