Girls Gone Mild!

[CalMeacham]

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0510fat-photo0510-ON.html

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. - Two female college students who bared their bellies at a lacrosse game couldn’t stomach a front-page newspaper photo of their stunt and now are in trouble for swiping copies, campus officials said.

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[Lord_Il_Palazzo]

They apparently felt the photo made them look fat, the paper’s faculty adviser said.

Roll of the eyes. Slap to the forehead.

“This is the most stupid reason the paper has been stolen,” said McCarthy, adding that editions of the Gatepost have been stolen four times in the past 15 years.

Hearty agreement.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

Yeah, pretty stupid. Maybe if we get em all liquored up and offer a free shirt (one that covers their midriff), we can see their ankles!

[Mindfield]

Girls, you fail at controversy, but we’ll give you points for shallowness.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

Do we deduct points for them not being fat at all?