My mother and I recently moved into a small house my grandfather had built on a lot up in the hills near Beale AFB. There’s a private unpaved road leading up to our house from the main road to Beale, and another semi-paved road several miles down the same main road.
Our property sits on top of the crest of a hill and the property stretches from our neighbor’s fence to the road below the hill and in a loop between the dirt road I just mentioned and another dirt road that intersects it. Except for the vicinity of our house, the area is quite unkempt. And steep, too, so much so that taking a shortcut between the two roads wouldn’t seem such a good idea.
Well that’s what three yuppie WASP eco-fuckers did.
They drive there army-surplus ¾ ton truck up and over our fucking property. It’s a good thing for you that my father and his guns weren’t up here, or he’d have opened fire. And I can’t say I blame him.
Just be lucky you weren’t in an SUV, or I might have made some nice Molotov cocktails for you and your friends.
It’s private property, the sign when you came in said the whole area was private property. That perfectly good dirt and gravel road you were on was just fine. If me and my mother could get a heavily laden 2 wheel drive Volvo up that road, then you can just jolly well take the fucking road.
And when my mother comes out, you don’t turn around but keep going. The whole area has houses scattered through it, so why didn’t you use one of the empty hills nearby for off-roading up a hill, that make sense batshit-for-brains? Now you get caught, so you ignore the person who caught you.
And when someone catches you, don’t just put on that stupid aw-shucks dumb-as-the-Omnibus-Farm-Bill expression, just get the hell off our property before you scare away all the damn quail who live in the underbrush your big and hopefully Firestone-made tires tore up.
In closing, may large Serengeti quadrupeds decide to mate with your truck if you put the canvas top up.
May you personally be fucked by several large hydraulic jacks with rusty nails soldered to them.
And have a nice day.
[sub]Ass-fuckers.[/sub]