said in low monotone, bored voice
oh yes. oh baby. you make me want to dump heterosexuality. oh yes. :rolleyes:
I must say you’re lookin quite nice. THERE! YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?!?!
You’re welcome, yojimbo. I’m sure aha appreciated it too.
ultress said (to aha):
How the hell hard is that?
<MysterEcks leaves before somebody kills him>
Oh for heavens sake, people… Aha has come to us looking for a little reassurance, a little ego boost, a little love…Don’t we all need that from time to time?
So, let me see if I can really do this right…
Oh…oooh…OOOHHHH…Aha…you’re so…so…I mean…I just…oh yes…oh yes…ohmygodyes…YESYESYESYESYES!!!…
pant, pant. sigh…
…you did that right Lucretia…
I’m looking for a little reassurance myself…
Hee hee…Um, poopah, I’m sure you are a very attractive person.
Well, I didn’t have a photo to work with, did I?
A piece of advice, since you did ask for it. If you don’t want to be looked at as old, never mention Peter Fonda. Nobody under 35 knows who he is, hell, if they’re under 25, they don’t know who Bridget is!
You look fine. Really. Like someone coming to collect a debt for Vinny the loanshark.
Kids think I’m ancient and you must be twice as old as me… what the hell do they know anyways?
I once gave my students a timeline exercise in a developmental psychology course. They were supposed to identify developmental milestones and place them at the proper place on a line representing the years in a person’s life. One of the milestones brought up at the time was the “midlife crisis.” This, according to my students, happens at 30.
Being 31 at the time, I was very glad to have gotten through my midlife crisis so easily. Why, I hardly even noticed it.
I have an online chat pal who is 18. Last night we were discussing marriage. He said he can wait, he’s still young. I mentioned that I’d like to get married again but I’m not in a hurry. I said, “I’m not as young as you are, but I’m in my prime!” Know what he said?
“Yeah…you’d be amazed at how many women your age are still good-looking!”
I’m 32.
This probably isn’t really relevant; but insofar as the “Gracefully Aging Rock Star” thing goes, my money’s on Stevie Nicks. Sorry…you understand, right? Right?
::slinks away::