Give me a good reason why I shouldn't eradicate the human race!

Tripler, my man, while I DO respect you for defending the free world and all that, where in the HELL are you gonna find 80 degree weather? My I remind you that you are in NORTH-F*CKIN-DAKOTA???

But I repeat what was posted above.

Breasts. Both of 'em.

UncleMOPP4InFreakin105DegreeHeatBill

Touche’ . . .

ÐnßæŠÅgrba,* don’t read this . . .*
We do have a sauna on base, here. And as a former Marine recruit myself (long story), I do sometimes feel the need to extend myself well above and beyond the normal limits of comfort. So, if I say I will wear it in 80 degree heat, then by God I will find 80 degree heat. Help me out here, pal! Sheesh!

ÐnßæŠÅgrba*,* go ahead and read this part. . .*
You don’t scare me. Bring it on, Nancy-boy!
Tripler
North F*ckin’ Dakota reached 68 degrees today. Not too shabby!

Dude, I know the long story (at least the good parts), and while I may question SOME things, yer heart’s in the right place. That’s why I give you props. Yer freakin BODY is in the wrong place, though.

When that freak ÐnßæŠÅgrba tries to make a move, it is you and me, back to back. We’ll fillet his alien ass! Where’s my KaBar?

Much obliged, Sir (and yes, you do outrank me and always will). . .

If that knucklehead ÐnßæŠÅgrba tries to pull anything funny, here’s what I get to bring to the party. . .

Tripler
I got your back. AFSC 32E1E = MOS 1301

ÐnßæŠÅgrba -

Let’s try this one more time and I dare you to resist.

The Ultimate Weapon

you don’t have to worry about that laser any more! i already stole it and hid it in the closet!

besides, it never worked anyway- the batteries were dead.

all you really have to worry about is the Horrific-Flesh-Melting-Viral-Infection-of-Evilsup[/sup] disintigrating you and leaving your bones in an expanding pool of pinkish goo that smells like a fire in a porta-potty!

The simple answer:

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Because we wuv you to pieces!

Drat! Johnathan Chance got it on the very next post.

Well Poop.
Here’s yer 1000 particlepoints, good wherever particlemerchandise is sold.

Sulks off