Yeah, is there such a question? Can you write a question that would fit in ANY forum here that the mod would not put in another one or declare off topic? Im stumped. but its early in the day.
I’m not up to composing it right now, handy (I promised myself I would go outside into the sunlight today, so I must tear myself away), but something about user editing of posts seems like potentially fruitful territory.
Good luck, whomever picks up the gauntlet!
I like to smoke in the shower ( I use a tiny umbrella) is that bad for your health because I would just like your opinion and just in case you disagree you can fuck off because seems like I read something about that in Cecil’s column and I would also like to comment on mailbag answers and say that they are very informantive.
There you go I think.
Well, that would fit each forum equally badly, which is probably as close as we’re going to get.
Do you like this forum?
…what do I win
Do you hate this forum?
I get the same prize as Silo!!
I got this e-mail that really pissed me off and wanted to see if it was either an urban legend, and if it was gramatically correct: “I am taking a poll to see if anyone wants to debate how Cecil decides whether he will answer a question about SDMB gatherings in his column or turn it over to the mailbag.”
A noble attempt there.
I think the best starting point would be a discussion of trolls, because that is of course Pit material, unless it’s really benign, in which case it would be ATMB, except that it was also covered in a Mailbag article. I also think that in order to create the perfect all-fora OP, one would fare better trying to balance things between fora, rather than construct it piecemeal from OP’s that belong to each forum. Of course, this is a trickier method, and I haven’t yet succeeded at the task either.
How about “Do you like this forum the best?”
aha, yours is too long, isn’t it? ALthough that would be close to my first guess.
Another one " Does aha ever not post in this forum?"
Your the first I’ve heard say that handy. 
Although I figured right away that one would have to go to the ridiculous to come up with an answer to your question. And so my sentence above **is ** that very thing.
The answer to that is of course no. I have been a mpsims junkie for too long to stop now.
The key here, I think, is to find the overlap between Cecil and the Mailbag. The only topic I know of which has been covered by both is lite beer… I can see that potentially relating to everything except ATMB.
GQ: What’s the difference between lite and regular beer?
IMHO: Which do you like better, lite beer or regular?
MPSIMS: I just found a great brand of lite beer
GD: Was the invention of beer responsible for the rise of civilization? (ok, that’s a stretch)
Pit: I hate this d@%$ f&*#@!^ lite beer!