There are certain topics discussed on the SDMB that come up in waves. I thought the staff might consider new forums to accommodate them. How about the following new forums?
The “All Men Think Of All Women As Potential Sex Partners, Make Them Feel Uncomfortable And Are Potential Rapists” forum.
The “There Is No God” forum.
The “Lord of the Rings” forum.
The “Monty Python Quotes” forum.
I’m A Nice Guy - Why Can’t I Get A Date? forum.
Is Not! Is Too! a.k.a. the Partisan Debate Forum
Don’t forget the “Questions that could be answered by 3 seconds of research but I’d rather ask them here” forum.
I always love to see threads (even single posts) where the general idea is some variation of:
– My computer won’t turn on
– I can’t connect to the internet
– My keyboard is broken
– We have no electricity
– I have been kidnapped and am locked in a room with no computer and would love to be able to post but can’t
I’d like to see a “Shit I’m Not Even Remotely Interested In” forum, but I’m afraid it would be too large to be practical. 
Cats forum.
The Whining Forum.
The Troll Feeding Ground
Sure, DNFTT might be the wisest policy. But there’s something about dog-piling on an unrepentant smirking idiot. Like picking a scab.
The “I Came In Here to Post On This Subject Just To Say I Have No Interest In Posting On This Subject” Forum
The "I Don’t [Watch TV] [Eat This] [Read That] [Think This] [Do That] [Think Anyone Should Do It Like That] [Think Anyone Should Do It Like That] [Use Cell Phones] [Use ATMs] [Listen to That Type of Music] [Watch Network News] [Wear That] [Want to Visit This Place], Why Does Anyone Else? You get the picture.
Forum, the “I Don’t . . . Forum.”
We already have both of these.
What we need is a forum for people asking how to work this fancy new Facebook thingamabob jiggerdoodle.
I hate it when that happens!
The “I’ve been posting here for a week now - Here is everything you need to do to fix SDMB” forum.
How about The “My [IQ] [Penis Size] [Physical Attractiveness] [Overall Intellect] [Driving Skills] [Courtesy Towards Others] [Knowledge Of World Events] [Taste In Art|Music|Movies|Television|Literature] [Level Of Open-Mindedness] Is Far Superior To That Of The Masses” forum?
The “I Just Watched My First Episode From The Middle Of The Fourth Season Of A TV Show That Everybody Loves And I Don’t Get Why Everybody Thinks It’s So Great” forum.
That went off the air ten years ago.
Pictures of boobs forum
Star Trek forum
“Let’s rate the OP’s suggestion for a topic.”
You kidding? This place is so bad about posting relevant pictures in cheesecake threads that the whole forum would be wasted.
How about thread killers unite? A support group for thread killers.