A threadkiller thread alone would be awesome. It’d be a competition to see whose thread killing powers will reign supreme!
Except it would go like this:
Poster A: I killed the “Vegetarian Turducken” thread.
Poster B: (runs and posts in “Vegetarian Turducken” thread) No, you didn’t. I did.
It took six posts to mention cats? You people are slipping.
Speaking of which, we’d need a “This place isn’t as good as it was [two weeks after I joined]” forum.
The Is Not! Is Too! Forum
For those opinionated folks who don’t like GD because killjoy know-it-alls like to ruin their perfectly good pontifications with nasty facts. It’s almost like these people think Great Debates is for debating, instead of just agreeing with the OP.
Well, never fear. In the IN!IT! forum, you can repeat your opinion over and over, with nary a concern for the facts. Your post is your cite, and anyone who doesn’t agree with you is a credulous/close-minded/pigheaded idiot.
A “Need Help Fast!” forum would be useful.
The Explain This XKCD Forum
The BBQ vs Grilled Forum
Acceptable Hot Dog Condiments Forum
They might not be quite as popular as the Staff Reports forum, but I’d surely check in on:
– Strange Shaped Turds
– The Very Best Version of Amazing Grace
– The Far Side and Mad Magazine Highlights
– Limericks and Nasty Haiku
– Sackbut and Shawm Duets of ZZ Top Hits
– Crafts Projects Using Parsley Sprigs
The forum in which we can embed photos and YouTube links. This forum would benefit greatly from it, but the fuddy duddies are holding us back.