1-I just recently got a cell phone for the first time in about 2 years,this is the first non pay-as-you-go(boost mobile type) one I’ve ever had.
2-I just realized that I have all kinds of unlimited long distance and international long distance.
3-I have the overwhelming urge to call some stuff.
If anyone knows and kind of amusing phone numbers, I’m sure I can find it here. I used to have one for an elevator intercom. You could eavesdrop and talk to the passengers in said elevator. This was always good for a laugh. The storybook hotline from some library somewhere was also good for a chuckle. Every week this library(I don’t know where it was, someone gave me the number) would have a different story that would play if you called.
So come on hit me with some phone fun.
And no sex lines please, I have a reputation to uphold.