or to lend a helping hand.
If he wanted to get you to eat that, Chaucer, he would have thought of a more direct method. Give my regards to Alisoun and Nicholas, though.
LOL@Scylla.
What I want to know is what happened to Ice Cream Cones cereal? Damn that shit was good.
There should be a cartoon maskot for All-Bran; possibly a goose named Loosey Goosey. Loosey Goosey would zoom by with a characteristic “Whoosh!” sound.
Ha! I’d love to see that!
I’m laughing so hard I…
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I remember back when I was about 11 getting a “Let The Rabbit Eat Trix” bumper sticker back when I was a kid. We went to the grocery store parking lot and stuck it on a parked car. Then we bought some toilet paper and wrapped a house.
Well, I’m still mad that I never got to be one of the Cool Kids in the Honeycomb Hideout. That looked so fun! And I loved the girl’s hat. I think it was turned up in the front and had grapes or something hanging from it?
My therapist and I are still working on my oversized sense of entitlement, obviously.
Apple Jacks: when I was a kid, didn’t the song talk about “apply taste yeah yeah yeah” and have apples all over? And then they realized that apple-flavored cereal was a sort of revolting concept, so they changed to “it doesn’t really taste like apples!” as their marketing ploy?
Honeycomb: their whole appeal was their monster-sized cereal… have you ever tried to EAT Honeycomb? As a child? The cereal-to-mouth size ratio was all off. It was physically painful to eat them. they’d lacerate the roof of your mouth and everything. Gah!!
Actually, the rabbit did get some Trix one time, but he had to go undercover to do it. It was actually a “Got Milk?” commercial that aired maybe 5-6 years ago. He goes into the store “disguised” as a regular human being. He buys the Trix and then, upon getting home, he says "finally, after all these years of <mocking the kids’ voice>‘Trix are for kids, Trix are for kids!’</mocking the kids’ voice>. " He then slips off his “human costume” and reveals himself as the rabbit. He then says, “Well, today, they’re for RABBITS!” He gets ready to pour the milk, only to discover that there is none left, just a drop. The rabbit then has this look of utter despair and the shot breaks to the familiar “Got Milk?” logo and voice-over.