You kids are some real jerkwhads! All that fucking rabbit wants is a single bowl Trix and y’all can’t even be forthcoming with that! I hope that stupid bunny comes to his senses one day and realize hes bigger than you little punks then proceeds to mawl your asses into nothing but a pile of goo!:mad:
I agree.
And give that leprechaun some breakfast while you’re at it.
The Trix Rabbit is just a victim of “covering the bases”. They have to come up with different premises for the ads featuring different cereal mascots. Examples:
Kids have cereal, mascot tries unsuccessfully to get it from them: Trix
Mascot has cereal, kids try to get it from him: Lucky Charms
Mascot has cereal, other mascot tries successfully to get it from him: Fruity Pebbles
Mascot has cereal, tries not to eat it: Cocoa Puffs
No one has cereal, but mascot leads others to it: Froot Loops
Mascot steals cereal, other mascot steals it back: Cookie Crisp
Mascot and kids both have cereal, “enemies” try to destroy it: Cap’n Crunch
I’m sure you can think of others…besides, the Trix Rabbit did get some Trix years ago, when kids voted on whether or not he should get some (I voted “yes”). But, of course, one bowl just wasn’t enough, and he’s kept on chasing those kids ever since.
:: Passes box of ‘Fruit Rings’ from Sav-a-lot ::
Well, you know I’m too poor for cable so I can’t afford ‘Trix’. Will these do?
:: Passes milk ::
And there’s nothing funny about being “cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” either. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird is clearly a sugar junkie and possibly has manic-depressive issues as well.
I disagree. The Cocoa Puffs bird and the Trix rabbit obviously have substance-abuse issues. The children would be enabling them if they gave in to their deranged lusts for those particular snacks.
Now, shall we discuss why Cap’n Crunch’s entire crew seems to consist of two prepubescent, kidnapped children?
I don’t recall the rabbit ever getting a bowl. I, too, voted “yes” waaaay back when. (79-80?) He didn’t win. But I personally believe the election was rigged.
I’m assuming it’s been done a few times since?
After reading NutWrench’s post I so want to post the racist interpretation of Cocoa Puffs and Frosted Flakes. (sadly I forget the name of the comic who did that.)
Do they recycle that “Should the rabbit get Trix?” thing every 10 or so years? I seem to remember it happening twice.
Apple Jax: Ok, look, if you’re sooooooo concerned that people might buy you cereal thinking it tastes like apples that you’ve run the exact same stupid ad campaign for the last 20 years telling us that it doesn’t taste like apples then why don’t you CHANGE THE FREAKIN’ NAME!!! I mean, we don’t see Grape Nuts doing that, do we? Huh?
We need a Nun smilie witha ruler whackin’ some knuckles!
I wrote a paper in high school on how Lucky Charms perpetuates negative stereotypes about the Irish, including how most of the commercials seem to be remnants of early Irish lynchings. Got an A. (It helped that the teacher was named Patrick and spoke with a brogue. 
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I don’t understand why Cap’n Crunch’s eyebrows are on his hat. That’s just bizzare.
I don’t understand why Count Chocula doesn’t incinerate in daylight. Maybe he just has a vampire fetish.
From This page I believe he got some again in the last 5 years.
I am actually surprised that the ACLU has not entered a suit against these Trix kids. It is clearly a case of discrimination and harrasement.
Secondly, could we have a fund raiser for Toucan-Sam? He follows he nose/whereever it goes. He definately needs professional help. What are we to do if he starts listening to the voices in his head?
Thirdly, while we are at it, could someone please shoot that Honeycomb monster?
Neither do I, but I rolled him a cigar-sized joint once back in the 1970s.
[sub]Silly rabbi - kicks are for Trids![/sub]
I heard the little elves in Rice Krispies are actually gay.
The fact is that “Snap” is really Hastur, “Crackle” is really MattMCL, and “Pop” is clearly Esprix.
It’s pretty obvious on the face of it, and it also answers that age old question of what that white sticky stuff is that holds Rice Krispy Treats together.
From Osiris’s link:
There you have it: Not only did the rabbit have substance abuse issues, he received treatment for them. He’s apparently sinced relapsed, or the good Dr. was not successful in the first place.
I knew there was a reason I didn’t like Rice Krispies Treats.
If I were into gay elves, I would go for the Keebler elves. At least they have a home to go to, and eating nothing but Rice Krispies would get old faster than all those cookies.
And that silver haired head elf (snicker) looks quite distinguished.
I may never eat Rice Crispy Treats again.
::shudder::
The Trix Rabbit does get some Trix, how do you think they make Co-Co Puffs? The Rabbits toliet is really a funnel that empties into the Co-Co Puffs factory!
One of the guys I work with is gay. Should I be worried that he brought up some Rice Krispie treats for the office?
eewwww!!!
Just don’t ask for the recipe.