Give us a line from an old TV commercial

Alka Setzler.

But wait, there’s more!

(Yes a repeat, but there is always more!)

Better get Maaco!

Knock on any Norge

“Oh no, Mrs. Burke, I thought you were Dale” - Grape Nuts

Dale’s boyfriend was swimming and mistook Mrs. Burke for his girlfriend. Presumably, Mrs. Burke’s youthful appearance was all due to eating Grape Nuts Flakes.

You’ll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

LSMFT - Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

Tarryton smokers would rather fight than switch

Two, two, two mints in one - Doublemint chewing gum.

WAKE UP!

(this was a local appliance dealer in a late-night ad pounding on the inside of your TV screen)

(sing songy…) “We wear short shorts…”

Nair-debilitory cream

Calgon, take me away!

and the ever famous,
Where’s the BEEF??

Come up. . .come all the way up. . .to Kool.

“Just a little Dab’ll do ya.”

His prices are insane!

Any car! Any color! $29.95!

See the USA in your Chevrolet!

From the land of sky-blue waters. . .mmmmm. . .Hamm’s.

My husband-- some Hotshot-- here’s his Ancient Chinese Secret! Calgon!

Dolan, you’re a genius.

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

He likes it! Hey, Mikey! (Life cereal, of course.)

Show us your Lark!

-“BB”-

Come to where the flavor is. Come to Marlboro Country.