“I didn’t wear antiperspirant today, and I may not wear it tomorrow.”
Brylcreem, a little dab’ll do ya.
Tastes great!
Less filling!
“Hey, good-looking! We’ll be back to pick you up later!”
Head to the mountains, the mountains of Busch.
I thought the the Ancient Chinese secret was Pearl drops?
We’re cooking up the Kelly’s, we’re cooking up Kelly’s and it’s good, good, good!
(I tried it once, it was bad, bad, bad. Trust me.
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Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.
We girls can do anything! Right, Barbie?
No, it was Calgon laundry detergent.
-“BB”-
Oh crap. How could we forget…”Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up…”
I even remember the Calgon commercial’s dialogue:
Customer: How do you get shirts so clean, Mr. Lee?
Mr. Lee: Ancient Chinese secret.
Mrs. Lee (to camera): My husband. Some hotshot. Here’s his ancient Chinese secret: Calgon detergent …
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman (Secret anti-perspirant)
“You’re soaking in it”!
“Manly, yes. But I like it too” (Irish Spring)
Where’s the beef?
It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.
If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the beer. Miller beer.
Bud🐸wise. Er
Don’t squeeze the Charmin!
My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R….