You deserve a break today.
“I’d like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company…”
9 out of 10 dentists recommend it…
(I’ve watched a bunch of TV in my confinement…I’ll stop and let others think)
Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles,
Sunsweet marches on.
When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. (Federal Express)
My wife. I think I’ll keep her. (Geritol)
Grow a beard, huh? Not under my roof!
“You’re killing me, Larry!” and “Or your mattress is freeee!”
– Sit 'n Sleep / SoCal, late 90s
It was you, Hubert! And you’re so clean your mother won’t know you. Come now, it’s bedtime.
Also from memory…
I’m about to shave without using any water
Nothing to make my beard wet and soft - but this
Rise
I’m actually getting a clean shave - the reason? The moisture in Rise
Slowly, Rise seeps moisture into your beard and holds it there for as long as it takes me shave.
If I can get a shave like this using Rise with no water, imagine what you can do using rise *with *water.
Who says advertising doesn’t work?
“This is my daughter’s first wedding!”
A line from a commercial I saw only once, about 20 years ago. It begins with a middle aged guy saying this to the people sitting down next to him at an outdoor wedding setting, then cuts to the product, which I don’t actually remember, but I think it was some breakfast food that “picks you up.”
Cut back to wedding, and we see the woman who is obviously the guy’s daughter make her entrance-- she is the minister performing the wedding.
I wonder what happened to this commercial. I loved it, but wonder if some people didn’t, and there was some un-lovely mail, so the commercial got pulled.
Anyone else remember this commercial?
Are you misremembering “4 out of 5 dentists…” or is this a different reference?
“Here comes the tricky part”
Anyone else remember the Fig Newton song?
“It’s not how long you make it, it’s how you make it long”. Winston Super Kings
“How do you handle a hungry man?” Campbell’s Manhandler Soup
Taste me, taste me, come on and taste me!
~Doral cigarettes
Sorry, I don’t mean to be mean but check out this guy’s teeth (guy on the right) (0:12)
Seems strange in an era that used mostly beautiful models.