Give us a line from an old TV commercial

Know what I mean Vern.

Good one!

800-5-8-8-2-3-0-0. EMPIRE!

(Empire Carpet was a Chicago fixture for decades, and when WGN-TV went on satellite to cable systems nationwide, that damn jingle became a national earworm.)

Edgar, Edgar, this is your tummy, Edgar.

Wow, that gave me flashbacks. Speaking of that cereal…

“Good stuff, Maynard.”

Call Roto-Rooter, that’s the name
And away goes trouble, down the drain

People who had aerials in Indiana, as far south as 90 minutes south of Indy, could get Chicago channels. I remember that.

I also remember after the time change, having two choices of times to watch shows on NBC & CBS (not ABC-- we got only one ABC station)-- it was so annoying that this happened in the summer, though-- it was during the first run, and the school year, that we really needed this!

It’s a silly millimeter longer.

(one variety of Chesterfield cigarettes called, logically, 101s)

-“BB”-

It’s what’s up front that counts.

LSMFT – Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

Not the way I heard it. Of course, I was in the 4th grade.

You might remember something better, but Wikipedia shows this:

The message “L.S./M.F.T.” (“Lucky Strike means fine tobacco”) was introduced on the package in 1944

Does no one else remember the playground joke for that Lucky Strike tagline?

“Lucky Strike: can’t strike back”?

Also, another one that was runny to us kids,

“Papa Joe” Griesedieck

LS/MFT

“Loose straps mean floppy tits”

Don’t know that one.

If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the beer. Miller beer.

Iv’e always loved that Miller Beer jingle.

From one ginger beer lover to another: Faygobrau!