“Tastes great!” “Less filling!”
For some reason, reminds me of this…
- Wife: “New Shimmer is a floor wax!”
- Husband “No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping!”
- Wife: “It’s a floor wax, I’m telling you!”
- Husband: “It’s a dessert topping, you cow!”
It’s not how long you make it, it’s how you make it long.
Winston Super King Size cigarettes
-“BB”-
Sexual innuendos were de rigueur for the tobacco industry apparently!
ETA: “Should a gentleman offer a Tiparillo?”
Wait, don’t order now… there’s more!
When you’re out of ‘brand’, you’re out of beer
and
The beer that made Milwaukee famous!
both were taglines for Schlitz beer
-“BB”–
Sit, Ubu, sit
Wasn’t that a tag line?
Mother, please! I’d rather do it myself!
And this one can be found in Wikipedia (Estudiantina - Wikipedia):
My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer,
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer!
It’s not bitter, not sweet,
It’s the dry-flavored treat,
Won’t you try extra-dry Rheingold beer!
There was not a kid in America, other than maybe Amish, or Deaf, born between about 1964 & 1976 who could not sing this:
Two all-beef patties;
Special sauce;*
Lettuce;
Cheese;
Pickles;
Onions;
On a Sesame seed bun.
Endlessly parodied.
*Supposedly a propriety recipe, later revealed to be Thousand Island dressing
Yes, it was the closing tag for Ubu Productions, maker of Family Ties and other TV shows.