“Tastes great!” “Less filling!”
For some reason, reminds me of this…
- Wife: “New Shimmer is a floor wax!”
- Husband “No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping!”
- Wife: “It’s a floor wax, I’m telling you!”
- Husband: “It’s a dessert topping, you cow!”
It’s not how long you make it, it’s how you make it long.
Winston Super King Size cigarettes
-“BB”-
Sexual innuendos were de rigueur for the tobacco industry apparently!
ETA: “Should a gentleman offer a Tiparillo?”
Wait, don’t order now… there’s more!
When you’re out of ‘brand’, you’re out of beer
and
The beer that made Milwaukee famous!
both were taglines for Schlitz beer
-“BB”–
Sit, Ubu, sit
Wasn’t that a tag line?
Mother, please! I’d rather do it myself!
And this one can be found in Wikipedia (Estudiantina - Wikipedia):
My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer,
Think of Rheingold whenever you buy beer!
It’s not bitter, not sweet,
It’s the dry-flavored treat,
Won’t you try extra-dry Rheingold beer!
There was not a kid in America, other than maybe Amish, or Deaf, born between about 1964 & 1976 who could not sing this:
Two all-beef patties;
Special sauce;*
Lettuce;
Cheese;
Pickles;
Onions;
On a Sesame seed bun.
Endlessly parodied.
*Supposedly a propriety recipe, later revealed to be Thousand Island dressing
Yes, it was the closing tag for Ubu Productions, maker of Family Ties and other TV shows.
Let’s ask the big kid!