I suspect that you will see this going around if you haven’t already, but it is a doper type of joke…
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If the alphabet is represented this way:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11
98%
and
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5
96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5
100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20
103%
So, it stands to reason that hand work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
