I agree with Hypno-Toad’s “uncanny valley” assessment. What made it so jarring was that the movie was very realistic-feeling in terms of the world they created, but then parts of the plot were just sort of goofy. Especially the end. If it’d been the same general plot in more of a campy sword-and-sandals type setting it would have been fine, but the juxtaposition of the two (IMHO) didn’t really work.
My wife (who’s the one who REALLY wanted to see it) and I expected more of a movie that was later nominated for (and won) Best Picture. All we saw was violence and killing, violence and killing, and more violence and killing. We both understand that, as my wife puts it “life was cheap” back in that era, but we both thought that P.o.S. of a movie went WAAAAAAAAAAAY over the top in depicting what life might have been like back then. So, not impressed, no. We (at HER insistence!) both left that movie early and I have never, not even once, regretted having done that.
The 1995 TV mini-series was much better, if you can take four or five hours. And this is coming from someone who’s favorite version is Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
Well, I liked both Gladiator (Crowe is awesome, soaring soundtrack, great set-piece battle at the beginning, a hissably good villain in Commodus) and the 2005 Pride & Prejudice (Knightley is luminous, beautiful cinematography, great Oscar-nominated neoclassical soundtrack, Judi Dench is a fearsome Lady Catherine) very much, so you may now commence throwing large boulders at me.
I enjoy(ed) it immensely as a big film and with some heavyweight actors. I didn’t even know it was supposed to be based on real events, I thought it was just pop. I prefer Master & Commander and have seen it about 5 times, the duality running through that (fictional) film is almost comforting. I wander from place to place (worked in 4 countries last year) and appreciate having to bandage your wounds - physical or other - at sea.
No! Err… Yes! Um… Orr, yeah, ay!
I saw Crouching Tiger in the cinema and felt very uninspired by it.
All excellent movies, especially OBWAT and AP. And 28 Days. Actually I really liked Castaway, and High Fidelity rocks, literally.
Crowe is from New Zealand, but does live in Oz and most 'papers also get that wrong.