Least-deserved Best Picture Oscar, 2000-2009

Vote for the 2000-2009 film you feel least deserved to win the Academy Award for Best Picture.

Below I’ve listed all the nominees for each year, so you can see what the competition was.

Please note: I’ve listed these films by the year they were released; Oscars would be from the following year.

Other nominees

2000
Chocolat
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Erin Brockovich
Traffic

2001
Gosford Park
In the Bedroom
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Moulin Rouge!

2002
Gangs of New York
The Hours
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Pianist

2003
Lost in Translation
Master and Commander
Mystic River
Seabiscuit

2004
The Aviator
Finding Neverland
Ray
Sideways

2005
Brokeback Mountain
Capote
Good Night, and Good Luck
Munich

2006
Babel
Letters from Iwo Jima
Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen

2007
Atonement
Juno
Michael Clayton
There Will Be Blood

2008
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader

2009
Avatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
Inglorious Basterds
Precious
A Serious Man
Up
Up in the Air

Mine is Crash. There were winners I hated more (not many, true), but I cannot rationalize in any way Crash winning in a year with Brokeback Mountain.

Too bad Master and Commander was up against the last Lord of the Rings movie in 2003, bad timing for them.

As much as I hate Crash, A Beautiful Mind is one of the most dishonest movies ever made.

I picked Crash. It’s actually a pretty bad movie.

Hey, I liked Crash, and I correctly predicted it winning Best Picture that year.

Chicago, on the other hand. WTF? All 4 other nominees deserved best picture more than that piece of crap did.

That year, M&C won every Oscar it was nominated for…that wasn’t up against LotR. While the latter’s win was worthwhile, if I had to pick one of them to watch again and again, it would be the Weir.

Ditto. That got my vote, too.

There are several years in which the best movie wasn’t even nominated:

2000: O Brother Where Art Thou?

2003: The Station Agent

2008: In Bruges

I never understood what was so great about the LotR movies, so that got my vote. Lost in Translation was better, and Master and Commander sounds better as well.

A Beautiful Mind may have been nothing like the real life story, but it was still a rather good movie.

Crash definitely has its detractors; I think hyperlink cinema was so in vogue then, and no one really wanted to give the gay cowboy movie top honors. That said, I liked Capote and GN&GL far more than Crash once I got around to seeing them. It definitely gets second place by far.

LoTR was just an Oscar given because it was the final chapter in the trilogy. By itself it didn’t have a chance to win (like the others) but it was one of the BS “deserved” Oscars that the Acadamy loves.

This, for precisely this reason.

I turned Crash off after about 15 minutes. It was disingenuous garbage.

Crash was, at least, a well paced story.

As much as I loved the first “Lord of the Rings” movie, and very much liked “The Two Towers,” “The Return of the King” is a pretty bad movie. It lacks almost everything that made the first two movies good; it’s badly paced, badly written, too long, and it’s not really a complete story.

I’m sorry but “A beautiful mind” was a truly idiotic bad movie-of-the-week crap. To add insult to injury, the dreadful Akiva Goldman even got a Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar for a completely made-up story with imbecilic lines like:

Alicia: How big is the universe?
Nash: Infinite.
Alicia: How do you know?
Nash: I know because all the data indicates it’s infinite.
Alicia: But it hasn’t been proven yet.
Nash: No.
Alicia: You haven’t seen it.
Nash: No.
Alicia: How do you know for sure?
Nash: I don’t, I just believe it.
Alicia: It’s the same with love I guess.

Um. Big bang theory making the universe clearly** finite** anyone? Something a twelve year old should know about?

And let’s not forget hallmark’s rejected cards like:

Nash: I’ve made the most important discovery of my life. It’s only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found. I’m only here tonight because of you. You are the only reason I am… you are all my reasons.

There’s not even a contest here.

The director for the Best Foreign Film award started his speech with “I’m thankful that Lord of the Rings wasn’t eligible in my category”.

Myself, I haven’t seen any of the 2005 movies, so I can’t judge there, but I have seen Chocolat, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and Gladiator, and the former two were definitely better than the latter.

Only in the same sense that anyone with the education doled out in our high schools should know that a rocket would not work in vacuum. The current best evidence does, in fact, suggest that the Universe is infinite, and it’s certainly consistent with the Big Bang theory for it to be so.

Man! That was a very tough choice. It had to be Million Dollar Baby, Crash, or Slumdog Millionaire. I figured that Crash would be in the lead, so I had to ultimately throw the weight of my hate over to (the very deserving) Slumdog Millionaire.

Overall, the aughts wasn’t the best decade, Best Picture Oscar™-wise.

ETA: Reading through the alternate nominees for each year, I just got goddamn angry all over again that fucking Million Dollar Baby beat out Sideways! Fuck Paul Haggis! I don’t care that he had a hand in writing the screenplay for the excellent Casino Royale, he’ll never be able to atone for the twin atrocities of Million Dollar Baby and Crash!

And Up should’ve taken this year’s prize, most definitely.

Everything you said, except replace Brokeback with Munich.

I’ll go with Crash too. There are other movies I could have picked, such as Chicago, which I absolutely love and adore, winning over The Pianist, or A Beautiful Mind, which I didn’t love but thought was decent, winning over Moulin Rouge!* or Gosford Park (I’d say Fellowship Of The Ring too, but I consider that part of the Return of the King win, so it’s ok). I did like Crash, the acting was amazing, but, it never should have won over Brokeback Mountain, and if Brokeback Mountain wasn’t going to win, Munich should have won. IMO, but I’m not an Academy voter and had no say.

I don’t condemn “The Academy” though. It’s not a monolithic entity where everyone votes the same. The Academy voters are individuals, voting individually, in kitchens and dens and offices and at dining room tables all over the world. Majority rules, so some of these movies could have won by one vote. We’ll never know. They never release voting totals and never will. Some cinematographer in England you never heard of or a retired character actor living in the Bahamas could have cast the deciding vote for one of these oh-so-hated movies.

  • Not that I really think, deep down inside, that Moulin Rouge! is Best Picture material, though it would have been fun to see. It’s one of my All-Time Favorite films, I adore it more than words can say, so I’m just thrilled that it was nominated. I still grin with delight at the thought, that something so bizarre and non-mainstream got nominated. I feel the same way about A Serious Man, but it’s not the same since there were 10 spots for nominees. Moulin Rouge! got in with 5. It’s rare that my Top Favorite films get nominated. That year, 2 did (Fellowship of the Ring was the other). A Beautiful Mind winning can not diminish the joy I feel when I think of the 2001/2002 Oscars.

It’s not just a cliche. It truly IS an honor just to be nominated, when so many great movies don’t. Well, didn’t, but can have a better chance now, with 10 nominees.

Chicago, with Crash hard on its heels. They not only beat out better movies, as did most of the winners, but you couldn’t pay me to watch them, whereas most of the others I merely wouldn’t watch for free.