There is a local ad on television in the Charlotte, NC area that is making me insane. It features a Jim Varney look/act alike redneck with smokes rolled up in his sleeve extoling the virtues of Glass Masters. He says that his gramma runs the place and what “Gramma says, gramma does”. Then they pull back the camera and we see “gramma”- a freaky, ugly old woman who reaches out and pats fake Ernest on the head with these long, apelike arms.
It is freaky, creepy, and an insult to Ernest fans everywhere.
Yes, this is my biggest problem in life.