Would you rather be sweet and clueless like Mr. Schu, or ruthless and despised like Jane?
Out of the two, I’d rather be Will. Because I’d hate to be miserable all the time and have no friends, but also because Shu will eventually wise up and be better off, having learned a lot in the interim.
You forgot “song and dance chops to burn.” Will all the way.
I’d rather be Shu, but unfortunately I’m pretty much Sue already…
Only on TV.
The fact that I would rather be neither (or in fact, anyone on that show at all) is why I stopped watching.