…Deep dark depression
excessive misery.
If it weren’t for bad luck
I’d have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair and agony on me!
Odd isn’t it? How this dirge can breathe new life into a party?
Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found True Love!
You met another and tpzzzt you were gone!
Yes, I grew up watching Hee Haw. My dad still tells people our phone number is BR-549. 
Ah, True Love! There is no more noble cause!
I’d like to say HOW-DY! to my hometown _______, population XXXXXXX.
Hey Grandpa, what’s for supper?
Barbecued raccoon, beaten biscuits with butter and honey, fresh corn on the cob, and apple pie!
I think this thread deserves a salute…
SAL… UTE!
I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
Therefore, I am going to go and eat pie.
Howwwww-dyyyyyyyy!
I’m gonna go hang a price tag offen my best hat.
Didya hear the one about…
[sound of fence whopping pullin on the butt]