::slaps jayjay with a wet trout::
Care to explain why you did, exactly?
Well, I support the OP’s intent, but I have to say they’re wrong in one major standpoint. Odd obsessions with disgusting things have been a staple of the “Doper Community” since 1999 when I was browsing it. The best example that comes to mind was the years of “feltching” jokes (followed by “munge”, “squick”, etc.), the necrophilic craze, goat sex jokes and references, etc. Then of course there was the “ever shit your pants” thread(s), the “pimple popping” threads, etc.
The only thing you can do is try to limit your reading, and add everyone who persists in posting the crap posts to your Ignore list. Or stay in GQ and click the “Report this Post” button like you’re playing Diablo 2.
Now I have to go read the thread…Thanks Zuma!
My gosh, how do they KNOW?
Don’t forget pan fried semen!
Oh dear…I had forgotten it.
I think at one time there was a “what was the most horrifying thing you saw in a bathroom”, “vaginal secretions”, and “what my kids found that made me vomit” threads too.
Not to mention, “Can I feed semen to my goldfish?”
Don’t question His actions, damnit. We must bow to His will, even when His will doesn’t make any kind of logical sense.
zuma Thank you, your OP title gave me a great laugh and seems totally appropriate.
One of the major appeals of The Straight Dope column and this message board is that freaky questions will be addressed. Where else are you going to find out the answer to these kinds of things? It’s a place where you can post what’s been on your mind and no matter how far-felched, I mean, fetched, it is, someone will answer it.
Paraphrasing Galaxy Quest: “Did you ever READ the column?”
Considering that the OP has been here since 1999, that’s pretty fucking sad.
Christ, the subject of this very board, Cecil Adams, has answered questions about the calorie content of semen, and commented on the following topics:
Get over yourself.
But then you’d miss out on a lot of lieu posts and lieu can be quite entertaining.
I read a lot of disgusting threads here and later hate myself for it, but sometimes I do manage to ignore some - it is possible to do this.
You realize that desperately calls for a link.
Enjoy!
:eek:
This place can get a little odd sometimes…
You’re telling me. That thread linked above mentions another thread about what happens when you ferment your own piss into alcohol.
Yea, or the thread where the OP was saving his semen in ziplock bags and watching it rot.
Dude…and I thought the Oreo beer thread was weird.
zuma, do not open this thread.
Or this one.
… I missed that one.
Thank Christ. o.o