No. Sperm whales, on the other hand…
I can feed sperm whales to my goldfish?
Serving size: 0.1 grams
Servings per package: 127,000,000
The skin around the anus is brown because people obviously haven’t learned how to wipe their bum/ass/bunghole/all the other names for the fecal exit orifice.
I was going to add that I am trying to fit in but I don’t think I’ll actually say that.
Heh, the fine prints says “Contains trace of nuts”.
Q:Why is my semen black and orange
A: We are Devo(lving)
Hey, it’s pretty rare these days that I see something in GQ that makes me say, “Yeah, why is that?” I mean, I’ve been reading them since the days of the AOL board and most of the great questions of life have already been answered. Except that one. So hell, yeah I looked - I mean, I didn’t know, did you?
Also, that goldfish one was hilarious. An old favorite.
What color is your anus?
Blue-Green, apparently.
It seems kinda like the Dark Side of those “What Color Is Your Parachute?” books.
“…and corn”
I have something very positive to say about zuma!
It’s a really fun game to play online - love the way the system says. “zuma” between rounds.
That’s all.