John Corrado:
That should be, “. . . with whom I am deeply impressed. . .”
I’m sorry, but I can’t stay and talk right now (it’s a big message board, and there are many, many grammatical and stylistic errors for me to correct).
Pennylane is a poster on this message board
A poster it’s a privilege to know
So all you dopers who come and go,
Stop and say hello.
On this board some posters, they will catch your eye
Just because you have to read through all their crap
And they never will shut their trap
It’ll make you moan
Leave them alone
But Pennylane is in my dreams and in this thread
Her posts sooth the voices in my head
That other posters start.
Pennylane is a doper that I love to read
Her posts I would never seek to pass
She’s a fine and clever lass
With a mass of class.
Pennylane is in my dreams and in this thread
I read her just before I go to bed,
Or at least I start.
I never thought that this song would go so far
I’m afraid to say I’m running out of rhymes
and the chorus repeats so many times
it makes you lose your mind
Pennylane is a poster you want on your side
She’ll fight against the socks and trolls.
Those pestilential little moles
She’ll make them moan
They leave her alone
Pennylane is in my dreams and in this thread
Her posts sooth the voices in my head
That other posters start
Pennylane is in my dreams and in this thread
Her posts sooth the voices in my head
Pennylane
Captain Amazing, who’s Paul to Fenris’s John.
Captain Amazing, have I told you today that I love you?
And that I want to be George? I can’t do it like y’all do, but I want to get the girls and all that . . . and preferably not have them be stolen by Eric Clapton:-)
Oh, and pennylane, if you could email me (I’d have emailed you but your email isn’t in your profile) that’d be lovely . . . thanks either way:-)
Not to throw a bucket of piss on this rant…
…but I don’t see where the deep outrage comes from. Take any fine-art medium and the people who become successful or famous may not always be the most qualified person out there. There are probably better unpublished writers than Jude Devereux or Dick Francis. There are probably better unknown painters than Keith Haring. There are probably unsung actors who can emote rings around Melanie Griffith. And? So? It may be a little whacked, but I’m not sure it’s worth deep sense of moral offense that seems to torture some of you. They’ve got something. Looks, marketing, a reputation, enough talent to get by, good management, a fan base, or the ability to be in the right place at the right time. So be it. They lucked out.
Is it that you can’t stand that they’re getting rich? I admit that’s galling.
Ok, that was completely uncalled for and incredibly insulting!!! JEALOUS!!! ARE INSANE!!! Of course I’m not jealous of those @$#%(&! people! That’s disgusting and you know why? Because I have absolutely NO disire whatsoever to break out in song right now or ever or become any type of musican in my life. I also seriously doubt you could ever sing in tune. By the way if I was signed on to a record label (which isn’t going to happen anytime soon because I have no desire to sing) I wouldn’t do it for the money like they do, I would do it for the pleasure of writing and performing the songs I would write. I am not a greedy, selfish, little pig like N’SUCK or the other people I mentioned.
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So drink something else.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. (no offense intended)
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Pop sucks, sure.
Of course, FUEL is more of the same trite, insipid, derivative pap that’s been spewed out under the “rock” monniker for years now. It hardly improves one’s credibility to deride pop music while embracing pop’s less-attractive stepsister.
Are you calling FUEL pop? They maybe a bit of course because people listen to and know their music because it’s “popular” and their music is played on pop stations, but so is every group/soloist these days? I don’t even know why they have a catogory like that! But over all, FUEL and other “rock” bands are really quite different from all the boy-bands and stuff out in the world now.
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I know plenty of bands that totally kick ass…
This does not seem to me like a major asset for a band. Now, if they were a Marine squad…
I never said it was a major asset, I just ment they aren’t all soft and lovey like other stuff.
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All I have to say is, long live FUEL
Aah, nice to see the Energy Crisis has not been totally forgotten!!
I quote myself when I say, “Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
As to all the stuff with pennylane and her significant other, I’m glad I could bring you poeple together but that is not why I started this thread. Plus, so far no one has recomended any bands. I thought you all would be all over that.
P.S. If there are any typos in this I apologize because i didn’t feel like proofreading it all.
About the suggestion for bands, wrong post so forget what I said but if you can I would appreciate any suggestions.
You’re right, not just boys like BS and not just girls like boy-bands!
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*Originally posted by da’ cook *
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Wow, never? I always had the idea that everyone had some instrument they either played or wished they could play. I have all the musical talent of a tone-deaf three-toed sloth, but I still own a guitar.
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*Originally posted by Ballybay *
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I ment I may play an instrument but that doesn’t mean I want to center my life around it. Hell, I play piano and clarinet but I don’t want to join a professional orchestra when I grow up or do anything where all I do is sing or play an instrument for the rest of my life. I may be a HUGE fan of music but my life doesn’t have to center around it.
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*Originally posted by iampunha *
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Ah! You’re one of those guys who watches music videos with the sound turned down, eh? 
A lot of people say that my musical taste is somewhere up my ass. I’d rather have it there than in my weiner, thanks.
Yes. Not to mention boring, insipid, tedious, and no more inspiring to the mind or soul than John Denver.
But at least they’re not Korn.
Once again, get over yourself. If you’re offended by that, get the fuck out of the Pit, because I can promise you’ll be seeing far worse than “You’re just jealous”.
[sub]methinks he doth protest too much[/sub]
Oh, and to answer your second question: yes, am insane. Sanity is so overrated.
Sure you are. You claim they’re essentially no-talent hacks who get paid for “[not being able to] sing in tune if their life depended on it” and who are also so ugly that “it hurts my eyes to look at any of [Justin Timberlake’s] (or most of those other horrible pop groups) pictures”.
Sounds like jealousy to me. When you don’t like something because you’re jealous of it, you mock it. Same thing I used to do with Britney Spears . . . until her latest “single” (read: porn dressed up as a song) came out. Yee-uck. We don’t yike it!
But anyway, back to you being jealous of Justin Timberlake’s dreamy eyes.
“Waah! I don’t like them because they have no talent . . what, large parts of America, including the people whose livelihoods consist of making money off music, disagree? Waaaah! They’re ugly and can’t sing!”
Once again, get over yourself.
Ah, newbie . . . how sad that you do not have the benefit of knowledge, which would tell you that the director of my glee club (and madrigal group) in high school thought (and said, in fact) I was the best singer in the entire school.
Kinda makes it hard for me not to be able to sing in tune, right? Especially since one of the other singers in this school, with whom this guy worked a good bit, is now I believe on Broadway.
So you can basically stuff that assertation so far up your ass that you can taste it. You’ll know it because it won’t be brown.
But hey, don’t let pointless facts get in the way of a lame insult. You were getting a real head of steam—er, gas, there.
I’m sure that’s the only reason. Because we all know that if you wanted to, you could, right?
Again, get over yourself.
Please show how 'N SYNC or any other of the artists named in your OP are greedy, selfish or little pigs. Yeah, they get special treatment sometimes. News flash for you: everyone does sometimes.
That’s the sound of a joke whooshing over you, ooo-ooooh.
And if you can place that song reference, props to you. Here’s a tip: it isn’t from this decade. I doubt you were even alive when it came out.
Significant other? You know, I didn’t even know her name![sub]But I was never gonna be the same; what a lady, what a night![/sub] S/he just seemed cool and all with the Beatles SN.
If you want some good bands, try oldies. The Beatles. Aerosmith. Rolling Stones. Try a few different flavors of music; maybe you’ll like The Doors or Four Aces. Maybe you’ll develop a thing for Whitesnake or The Carpenters.
So in the time it would have taken to run spellcheck you decided to say “Hey, instead of running a spellcheck I’m going to say I don’t care.” . . . whatever.
By the way, the gratuitous !!! and !!! really drove your point home solidly. I was this close || to accepting the wonderfully-tight craftiness of your logic because you were so firm.
I don’t love you anymore! Poop-eater! How can you insult the . . . how . . . I . . . ???
::speechless::
First of all, the name is da’ cook. Second, it is you who needs to get over themself. I will say it for the last time as rationally as I can, I am not and never have been and never will be jealous of anyone famous or in that matter anyone I know or don’t know. See I didn’t use !!! or !!! are you happy? :rolleyes: I don’t really care about you or your school or what anyone there has accomplished. Also, maybe I don’t care about my English when I’m not in school. Oh yeah, if you can what did I just say:
Your simian countance reflects a heritage that is rich in species diversity. (I know, it’s an easy one)
Whoa, cool. Apparently she hires roadies to keep them propped up.
(look at the hands in the foreground).
Recommendations? Recommendations: Badfinger; the Byrds; Big Star; Wilco.
Did you really have to quote my entire post? Starving, tired electrons could have gotten a well-deserved rest:-)
Yes, I saw. It was a reference to the level of your intelligence. Perhaps I should use blunt force next time when delivering a point.
Whatever you say, Sparky. I still think you’re making way too much noise about this.
Waves of orgasmic pleasure are rocking my body as we speak.
Well, then perhaps you shouldn’t try to insult when you’re talking out of your ass.
In which case I guess we’ll be saying goodbye to you.
You just said that, all other things being equal, I’m still yo’ daddy.
Now run along, sonny, and finish your homework. Single-digit subtraction is difficult, I know, but we must all persevere if we are to succeed.
:: pat pat ::
[Robin]
Holy Puppy-kicking, Batman, this could get ugly.
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[sigh] Here we go again. You don’t know what I said do you? Also, I don’t have any math homework, it’s science and I am not doing that single-digit subtraction shit. That’s for special cases like you. Do you think you know a lot about science? Just for refrence.
Thanks, da’cook, for a hearty laugh.