I’m so excited. This is my favorite college football weekend of the year!
Oklahoma -vs- Texas
My best friend (a stinkin’, low down, no good Texan) and I have a running bet for over 10 years now. We take the Danny Sheridan line from the USA Today, and bet it against each other. Thanks to Bob Stoops, I’ve in the black over the last few years.
Can you guys come to my aid? I need some good insulting jokes to stir things up. I’ll even start:
Q. How do you know when you’re in Texas?
A. When you get out of your car to take a pee, and the sheep [cows] start backing up to the fence!
I’m sure you guys (and gals) have a million of 'em. Just insert “Texas” into the [insert college name here] part of the joke, and give it to me.
Jerrybear, we aren’t talking about a game here, we’re talking about a rivalry, and a historic one at that.
"OU and Texas first squared off in 1900 and have played continually in Dallas during the State Fair of Texas since 1929 and in the Cotton Bowl since it opened in 1937. The population of the nation normally looks to Dallas on the second weekend in October as this game has been televised 41 times since its initial telecast in 1948. " here
This isn’t a football game, it’s cultural heritage! Having said all that, there’s no way in hell I’d go to the game, since I hate football
Aggie 1: “What’s that?”
Aggie 2: “A Thermos.”
Aggie 1: “What’s it fer?”
Aggie 2: “Keepin’ hot things hot, and cold things cold.”
Aggie 1: “Whatcha got in it?”
Aggie 2: “Lemonade and chili.”
The biggest Texas Joke ever is the fact that it has to share a border with you Okies. I’ve been to Oklahoma once and boy did it suck.
Texas rules!! Yeah!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Maybe y’all can have houston… that would improve both states immensely.
Oh, sorry about that uncalled for outburst. It’s the seven generations of Texas blood that course my veins…that and the fact that the Sooners are gonna get their tooshies spanked up and down the field.
Jerrybear, riiiiiight. No. 10 vs. No. 17 is a muuuuuch* more important game that No. 2 vs. No. 3. I guess we’ll be seeing the “old maize and blue” running up against crimson and cream this January?
Go Sooners!!!
(No offense intended, just some good ol’ team-boosting)
The best joke concerning UT and OU? That Oklahoma boosters like E.Z. Million (his real name, btw- I didn’t make him up) and idiots like OU’s president have been trying for years to get the game moved away from Dallas, and turned into a regular home-and-away series.
And why, you ask, would Oklahoma boosters want such a thing, when fans on both sides have enjoyed makinbg the trek to Dallas each year? Because… get this… businessmen in Norman see all the toruism the game brings to Dallas, and are dreaming of all the money to be made if the game were in Norman every other year.
Get it? They actually think the 40-50,000 Texas fans who make a trip to Dallas each year (filling up Dallas hotels and restaurants, and spening lots of money) would come to NORMAN in similar numbers, and spend similar money there!!!
Like ANYONE in Texas would get in a car and drive 8 hours to NORMAN! People travel to Dallas and make a weekend of it, because there are lots of fun things to do in Dallas, quite apart from football. What, exactly, does E.Z. Million think would draw Texans to see the game in Norman?
Sorry, but that idiotic idea is funnier than any of the jokes posted so far.
