Go down on me

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Okay, catchy title but don’t take it for it’s sexual meaning.

Mini-rant:

The boards have been going down more than Clinton’s pants in the Oval Office…

This is starting to bum me out.

What I do during outages to satisfy my message board needs:

Go over to FFF, post, be a moderator.

Go over to Yahoo!, read but rarely post.

Go to my local TV stations boards, realize that it’s a waste of time.

Go back to FFF, post, be a moderator.

Check email.

Check SDMB, damn still down.

Wonder if I read the news on line, yep, damnit.

Wander on AOL, find a mental health chat room, lurk, leave.

Wander into the Colorado Room on AOL, chat, continually checking to see if the boards are back up.

Wander into the the unofficial straightdope chat room, praying it’s not to early…aaaaaaaaah, people I want to chat with!

Chat, check boards, chat check boards, chat some more then: WHOO HOOO the SDMB is back up.

Announce it to the chat room and all of the sudden, the entire room slows to a crawl.

< I spend entirely too much time posting to message boards! >

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What boards do you access on Yahoo?

I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Throw money.
(Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!)

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you could try masturbating…much more satisfying

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you could try masturbating…much more satisfying.

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I was going to sleep, but found the boards are back up again!

Gotta get my SDotene fill.

I usually go over to the web design club on Yahoo…mostly read now, it’s gone through a transition. Too many spams and lots of pissy attitudes.

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I could make a joke about double posting a masturbation comment, but I won’t.

I’ll wait for someone else to.

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Hey, Mr Cynical! Is that sort of like using both hands? Either way, it’s a double date!

Keep that up, and your mouse will get hairy.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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Techchick: If you’re ever board, give me a call… I’m sure I can think of fun things for us to do! :smiley:

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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tech woman you are taking this multi tasking thing way too far :wink:

Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man