Yes, but it was an accident. I was looking for something else (I swear)
As an adult, have you ever made a little kid cry on purpose because you were in a rotten mood?
No, never made kids cry intentionally - I’m pretty good at doing it unintentionally.
Question: Have you ever fallen for someone simply because their ass was just so damn perfect?
Tibs
Question: Have you ever fallen for someone simply because their ass was just so damn perfect?
Well, not entirely, but it has been a major consideration.
Have you ever shoplifted anything?
Have you ever shoplifted anything?
I boosted some candy when I was a kid. I still don’t know how my mother found out, but boy, was I in trouble. 
Q: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yes. When an ex boyfriend and I went to Florida for vacation, we came in late to the hotel, and the pool was unlocked, but at 2am we didn’t think we would get caught. Little did we know!
Question: Have you ever had sex in a taxicab while on your way somewhere?
No, never had the chance.
OTOH, I’ve gone skinnydipping, both alone and accompanied, more times than I can recall.
Have you ever gotten in a fistfight as an adult? (Over 21 and out of school.)
No, not even as a child. GO FISH.
Ever had a sexual thought about someone you were related to genetically?
Yes. In dreams.
Have you ever snuck into someone’s house without their knowing (i.e., breaking/entering) and then been freaked out to hear them returning before they were scheduled to arrive home?
Nope, never, go fish.
Have you ever watched a show with an Olsen twin in it more than once voluntarily?
One day I was so bored I watched their sitcom for an hour, two episodes. Someday I know I’ll want that hour back…
Do you think that Bugs Bunny is hot when he dresses up like a girl bunny?
No never. Go fish.
Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit- and LIKED it?
I ate dog biscuits many times - I was 7 or 8 I think. Besides enjoying them, I had no tartar on my teeth. 
Ever have sex in a rowboat or canoe?
Yep in a canoe. Go fish
Have you ever hit another vehicle and then driven away?
Nope, go fish.
Have you ever cheated at monopoly and gotten away with it?
Yep. Gotta love being the “banker”.
Have you ever pretended to like someone just so you could get things from them? (Money, sex, food, whatever.)
Yes, sorry to say I have, but in my defense I was still in high school at the time. I would like to think I have grown a bit since then
Question: Have you ever thrown up in a public place at an inopportune time?
Why am i the only one posting here? Sigh…you’re going to learn a lot about me and use it against me, I KNOW it.
Yes…once. I was little.
Have you ever stood on your chair and screamed at the sight of a mouse?
Nope. I’m not scared of mice. Go fish.
Ever screwed in a theater?
Nope. Ever screwed in a swimming pool?
Yes, I’ve screwed in a swimming pool, and for anyone who’s never done it, let me tell you, it’s not as easy as you may think. For one thing, chlorinated pool water is the anti-lubricant. And if you’re doing it in the deep end without a float, you tend to get a lot of water up your nose. I’ll take a jacuzzi any day.
So, have you ever screwed at your job?