*Go to bed!!! And stop throwing all of your stuffed animals into the baby’s crib!!! *
Just a little parenting steam to blow off…
NOOOOOO!!!
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
You just want me to go to bed so you can look at porn on the computer.
Og! I’d love to, but I can’t sleep!
I went to bed at midnight, and couldn’t sleep… the last time I looked at the clock it was 3AM. Sometime after that I must have nodded off, because I promptly had a nightmare and woke up at 4:30AM. Now it’s noon, and I’m supposed to go see The Two Towers in 2 hours. I just KNOW I’m going to fall asleep in the middle of it!
WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I am in bed.
You didn’t say I had to go to SLEEP.
You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real mom!
You sounded just like my mother back when we were young.
The urge to obey was strong, but I resisted.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOUR NOT MY MOOOOOOOOOOOM
But Billy gets to stay up late!! ITS NOT FAIR!!!
And while it’s nice that you have started to use the potty, and yes if you keep it up, I will take you to see the polar bears, if you dip one more toy into the potty after using it, I will take you and feed you to the polar bears.
Is that clear? NOW STOP IT!
Can I have a glass of water?
But there’s a monster in my closet!!
Read me a story first.
Nooooooo… I want my real mommy! I have to go to the bathroom!
But I’m not sleeeepy!!!
Can you leave my door open a crack?
I want another book.
I did go to bed.
You didn’t tell me I had to stay there.
I’m nearly going. Just a five more minutes.
OK, but I forgot to tell you that I’m supposed to bring some homemade cookies for the class party tomorrow.