Lets say some extremely rich and wealthy man gave you 7.5 million dollars to “do stuff” with a goat on national television…would you take the offer?
For 8 million…maybe
Please fellow dopers I beg of you, leave the poor man alone. He knows not what he does.
Fran
Condom or no condom?
Sad as it may sound, I probably would. I could really use the money and I don’t suspect it would be too damaging to the goat, it might even like it. At least alot less damaging than shooting a nail into their skill and chopping them up with a saw.
As for my self respect is concerned, I admit that I probably wouldn’t think about it much while sitting in the sun on the French Riviera, sippin’ on sangria.
Do I get to keep the goat? 
would you want to?
If you were any sort of gentleman, you would keep the goat…