What would you do for a Million tax free dollars?

In My Humble Opinion
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Would you:

  1. Have the little toe on your left foot surgically removed with anesthetic?

  2. Go naked on nationwide TV? (Everyone who knows you will be watching!)

  3. Go into solitary confinement for six months with no tv, radio and nothing to read?

  4. Have sex with the person you dislike the most?

My answers.

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. Yes
  4. Twice. Just leave the check on the nightstand.
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Yes to all of those - but I doubt whether anyone would give a million dollars to anyone to do any of these things.

How about:

  1. Have a healthy kidney removed and transplanted to some rich guy.

  2. Anal sex with prisoners.

  3. Solitary confinement for 7 years.

  4. Work for a person you dislike the most for 10 years.

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  1. Yes
  2. Maybe
  3. Yes
  4. No
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Yes to all of those - but I doubt whether anyone would give a million dollars to anyone to do any of these things.

How about:

  1. Have a healthy kidney removed and transplanted to some rich guy.

  2. Anal sex with prisoners.

  3. Solitary confinement for 7 years.

  4. Work for a person you dislike the most for 10 years. **
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  5. Yes

  6. No.

  7. No. I’m too old.

  8. No. I know myself, I’d crack and run screaming out.

5

1st set
no, I like being whole
yes, who cares? I’ll flash you for a 10 spot
yes, piece of cake
yes, just please face the other way

2nd set
no, see above
no, not something I’d want to experience. Maybe I could give, but wouldn’t receive
yes, I’d miss people but would love the challenge
yes, $100,000 a year? And make damn sure I’d enjoy it.

6
  1. Yes
  2. Yes
  3. No
  4. Yes

I think we may be underestimating the effects of solitary confinement. I could live with all of the others though.

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It being the money, ooh European vacation!

8

pohjonen:

Quite likely
Yes
No
Possibly

The Great Gazoo:

No
No
No
Yes (if I got the million dollars on top of my salary)

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pohjonen

  1. no
  2. yes
  3. no
  4. no

The Great Gazoo

  1. no
  2. no
  3. no
  4. I did it for 7, why the heck not?
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Nobody wants to do the anal sex with prisoners? How about if you are certain of not getting any disease? A million dollars for a 10 minute act???

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Apparently, I do not want a million tax-free dollars too badly. Of all the things listed above, I would do the naked on TV thing, if I have two weeks’ notice first. Working for someone I hate for ten years? Well, I did it for 15 and for a HELL of a lot less money than that, so yep, definitely that one.

No sex please. And keep those sharp pointy things away from me. (Re-reading that last sentence, I could possibly be being redundant.)

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Before we get into this, a disclaimer, just in case any of you were wondering - I am not a prisoner, I have no interest in anal sex - please, no solicitations. :smiley:
On number 4, remember that is working for the person you dislike the most - it could be an ex-wife or Richard Nixon, and they could make you do mean things.

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I would have sex with the person I dispise most, and make it the most incredible sex that person could possibly imagine.
Then I would say,“You might as well crawl into a corner and die now, because you are *never gonna get it that good again!” :slight_smile:

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  1. Have the little toe on your left foot surgically removed with anesthetic?

Yes. Hell, I’d give up a kidney or a lung for that much.

  1. Go naked on nationwide TV? (Everyone who knows you will be watching!)

Sure, if I can have access to a fluffer first.

  1. Go into solitary confinement for six months with no tv, radio and nothing to read?

This is the one I’d probably dread the most, but I would - I couldn’t justify depriving my family of that money. I’d probably finally finish some stories.

  1. Have sex with the person you dislike the most?

The female person I dislike most…hmm, it’s hard to decide who that would be…there’s a lot of women I know I have a dislike for but none that really distinguish themselves above and beyond the rest…I’d do any of them, though, for a million bucks.

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I hit submit before I was done…anyway, the person I hate most is male, and as a mostly heterosexual male I don’t know if I would be able to have sex with him, though if I was capable of being the giver it might be it’s own reward, especially if I can devise some form of sandpaper condom.

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A sandpaper condom! Ohh, that’s gotta hurt. :slight_smile:

pohjonen
1.Yes
2.Yes
3.Yes
4.Yes

The Great Gazoo

  1. Yes.
  2. One time only, yes. The whole prison (or block even), no.
  3. 7 years is an awfully long time. But, if it is only no human interaction, then I think that I would.
  4. No. 10 years is way too long. I know I can make a $1,000,000 easier than that.
    I guess that goes for #3 as well. I only will do something, even for a million, if it will be relatively quick.
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This may be a little off my own topic, but I wonder why it is illegal to sell a kidney. It’s probably the only thing I have worth a million. Dr. Laura had a poll about this and the general consensus is that it would be unseemly to take money and it should be a gift of life if it is done. This made me wonder why it isn’t unseemly for the doctors and hospitals to take money the money for doing the life-saving surgery. Is it just me or is there an interesting paradox here???

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pohjonen:

  1. Yes.
  2. Yes.
  3. No. It would drive me insane.
  4. Never, not for any amount of money. (Unless it’s retroactive, because I HAVE already had sex with the person in question, and I suppose I wouldn’t mind if somebody decided to pay me for having done so. But never again.)

The Great Gazoo:

  1. Yes.
  2. Maybe, if they were guaranteed disease-free prisoners, and it wasn’t violent sex, and there weren’t too many of them. But probably not.
  3. No.
  4. Maybe, if the job had other redeeming features, but probably not.
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I think it’s illegal to sell oragns so the poor don’t get exploited, or druggies don’t sell organs to support their drug habit.

pohjonen:

  1. Most likely not. I want to be whole.
  2. Probably.
  3. Yes (that’s $2000000 a year after tax to sit on your ass and do nothing!).
  4. Male - No. Female - probably.
    The Great Gazoo:
  5. Probably - If he needed it to live.
  6. No.
  7. No (I might be able to earn $1000000 in 7 years).
  8. No (I might also be able to earn more money otherwise).
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Questions

  1. Have the little toe on your left foot surgically removed with anesthetic?

  2. Go naked on nationwide TV? (Everyone who knows you will be watching!)

  3. Go into solitary confinement for six months with no tv, radio and nothing to read?

  4. Have sex with the person you dislike the most?

Answers

  1. Absolutely. I would probably do that for much much less actually. Seriously, do you know anyone who needs a toe?

  2. Nope, no way. Never.

  3. It would really suck, and I’d probably go a little bit crazy, but 6 months isn’t really a long time, so yes.

  4. Sure, that’s doesn’t sound too bad.

Questions

  1. Have a healthy kidney removed and transplanted to some rich guy.

  2. Anal sex with prisoners.

  3. Solitary confinement for 7 years.

  4. Work for a person you dislike the most for 10 years.

Answers

  1. I don’t see what the “rich guy” thing has to do with it, but yes.

  2. That’s not too specific, but if it’s one relatively quick act, I might think about it. That’d be pretty damaging to my psyche, but a million is a lot of cash.

  3. No. 7 years is a long, long time. I’d be much happier working my ass off for 7 years to make that money.

  4. If I got the million on top of my salary, then probably yes. I’m going to hate my boss anyway, I might as well be getting paid for it.