For ten-million $$ woud you be willing to give up ALL sex?

That is, no touching yourself or having any type of sex at all, only think about it.

I’d do it – no problem!

Ten-million dollars is a lot of money, a lot of joy. :slight_smile:

Would I have to do it now, at 24? Could I say yes but put it off until, say, 30, after I’d had kids and gotten in a few years of having all the sex I can handle?

Ten million dollars could buy a lot of other kinds of happiness. I say probably, if I could accept the bargain a few years down the road.

Sorry, no.

If you did it your way, the deal would have to be for $100-thou. (That’s still a lot of money.)

No. Way.

Uh, yeah, and that joy would be all the sex you would be getting because you’re a millionaire. So no way in hell.

In the abstract, no.

In reality, yeah. I’d simply spend a portion of the money killing whoever was in charge of monitoring me, and enjoy the rest. While having sex.

Sure, $10 million is a lot of money. But our sex has been getting better and better and I have only been married 7 years. So in ten years I would have some amount less then $10 million, taxes and spending taking a large portion of that, but the sex would be more than twice as good as it is now. I’d rather be poor and having great sex for the next 30+ years then be rich and have the worst case of blue balls evar.

This is better-suited for IMHO. Off ya’ go!

At my age, I have given up a lot of sex anyway----for ten million bucks I’d give up what’s left.

So, basically I get a free $10 million?

I would give up sex long before I’d give up the touching!

Short answer- no way!

No freakin way. It’s not worth it.

Sure, pay off my heirs the day after I die. I swear I won’t have any sex after that day.

Until that time, you may keep your money.

I’m feeling Clinton-esque. Define sex.

You said “no touching yourself” - by that, I assume you mean no masturbation. Is hugging & kissing also forbidden? Or by “sex” do you mean that the genitals have to be involved in some way?

If you mean strictly sex, I’d say - yeah, why not. The meds I’m on have stolen my sex drive/ability to reach orgasm, anyway. Why not get something out of the deal.

Would an orgasmic dream negate the cash? Is the money tax free? Can I have my attorney look over the paperwork? This isn’t some sort of scam, is it?

Yep. Of course, making that decision would probably make Mr. Murphy and his law give me back my libido, gone missin’ these last few years… :smack:

I would harvest a few eggs first and have 'em frozen, just in case I want to spawn again. Sex is not required for procreation these days!

It means no filth of any kind, including hugging and kissing. :smiley:

I hug my children (who are all adults), and I assure you that I do not do it in a filthy way. And I have been known to kiss women friends without any further agenda, generally on the cheek rather than on the lips.

But to answer the OP: No way!

Hugging isn’t filthy - if I can’t hug my parents, friends, etc., then the “rules” are ridiculous. :rolleyes: