What would you do for a Million tax free dollars?

I’m poor and I wouldn’t feel exploited at all. Any rich dopers need a kidney?

I guess I’d go for getting my little toe amputated.

Then I could get a cool wooden peg to go where the toe was. Maybe I could have a bunch of little wooden pegs, painted in different jazzy colors to match my choice of toenail polish for the week. Then I wouldn’t get bored with the same old peg.

(I had a swim instructor when I was a kid who was actually missing the last toe on his right foot… maybe he was a millionaire.)