Re the astro-commandments: Can we prune the list to just 3 or 4? Ten is entirely too many to remember.
Thank you.
Re the astro-commandments: Can we prune the list to just 3 or 4? Ten is entirely too many to remember.
Thank you.
jenex wrote:
Ooh, ooh good point jenex. I suggest a series of afterlifes. How many times have you thought, “If I could just go back knowing what I know now?” Well, here’s our chance. We get born again on another place knowing what we knew at twenty and this time we get to live to, oh say 120. When we croak we get born on another place knowing what we knew at 40 the second time around and live to around 150. And so on and so forth as long as it suits us.
Yeah, and lots of purple.
All we need is a God that that actively enforces “Do Unto Others”, with obvious rewards and punishments during Earthly life. All that other crap we can handle ourselves.
Oh Sandy…you have no idea how much I would love to go back knowing what I know now! Agreed…an afterlife gifted with hindsight.
For Communion, instead of wafers, can it be pie?
And instead of wine can it be cold milk or hot coffee?
And instead of lay distributors could we have hunky kilted Scots bring the communion pie to us on a silver tray?
“Will ye be wantin’ morrrrrrre communion pie?”
Suddenly, religion is pretty damn attractive.
My god is an Indian who turns into a wolf. The wolfen will come for you with his razor.
What kind of pie? That’s also very important.
Blueberry pie. With a scoop of vanilla ice cream on holidays.
Different communion pie every Sunday!
[sub]With ice cream![/sub]
I think that at confession, instead of the priest telling us to say 12 Hail Mary’s and 5 Our Father’s, he should give us some jelly beans and tell us to go sleep it off.
Mmm…pie. Sure beats the paper-thin wafers of my childhood. Ever had to sit in church and try to get the wafer off the roof of your mouth?
Communion Pie with Ice Scream, served by * handsome kilted Scotsmen*?
Throw in a foot massage by said Scotsman and I’m in!