God, could You come here a minute?

[Eve]

I just had to commend you for that one, Andy.

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

Re: “God, You can kiss my Left Behind.”

*Originally posted by Eve *
**I just had to commend you for that one, Andy. **

Thanks, Eve. From the very first time I heard that phrase, I’ve been thinking, “what about the right one?”

*Originally posted by D_Odds *
**How come I have to hear about this 3 weeks later and from a British news site? Are NYC reporters that off their game? **

No, the New York papers were all over this story, and there was mention of it on this board, too. I just needed a link people could get to without subscribing, etc.

*Originally posted by Polycarp *
Essentially, He commissioned the folks who would listen to Him to do the job. He left detailed instructions about what to do and how to do it. And He promised all the help we need, if we bother tapping into it.

Well, I went to my priest for advice but I wasn’t an altar boy, so he stood me up.
Polycarp, you seem like you in better with Him than I am. Could you just get him to stop with the spiritual doodles for a minute and smack this SARS virus down? When we’re healthy, we can handle the redecorating ourselves.

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

Well, God, you’re at it again. This time, you’ve painted a nice picture of the Virgin Mary on the window of a hospital in Milton, Massachusetts.
A lot of people are having a difficult time spotting the image at first. I guess God has entered His abstract-expressionist phase.

And some people are really getting a lot out of God’s latest illustration:

The message I think that she is trying to relay is that we need to pray for peace, for a stop to abortion, for a conversion of sinners," said John Pires, 59, of Flagler Beach, Fla., who said the rosary with his wife in the parking lot below the window yesterday. “Whether or not it’s a true apparition, it’s a sign to us.”

So whether it’s true or not, it’s true.

And Pires is kind of an expert on these kinds of things. He and his wife, Diane, also saw the image of the Virgin Mary in the window of an insurance company in Clearwater, Fla. “That one was in color,” Diane Pires said.

It’s interesting to note the message he gets, considering that the hospital does not do abortions. In fact, the image is on an eye doctors office. The message I get out of this: these people should have done it only until they needed glasses.

[Elza_B]

*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious *
**The message I think that she is trying to relay is that we need to pray for peace, for a stop to abortion, for a conversion of sinners," said John Pires, 59, of Flagler Beach, Fla., who said the rosary with his wife in the parking lot below the window yesterday. “Whether or not it’s a true apparition, it’s a sign to us.”

**

Oh, man, that’s small potatoes. Let’s pray for the conversion of Russia. Put the Mary apparition to the test. (with apologies to Pat Conroy as I paraphrased from “The Great Santini”).

Ava