speakeasy wrote:
I must not be watching enough pornographic movies.
I have never before heard “hot” used as a verb.
I have. As in “you-uns hot not be a-thinkin bout stuff lak thet.”
Let’s get back to the original question.
Here are some reasons god is NOT a woman.
- Because he had Noah build an ark with no windows.
- Because He never apologized for anything, and He never said please and thank you.
- Because He used fire, flood and famine to get his point across. He never said it with flowers.
- Because He always picked the boys for His teams.
- Because He turned water into wine. A woman would have turned it into chocolate.
- Because He was born in a barn.
- Because He wants ALL our attention ALL the time.
- Because He let Solomon have so many wives.
- Because He told women to obey their husbands, AND…
- Because He says He’s GOD!
That’s very amusing and all, so I’ll play along. Just for the sake of argument:
- Would a man get the job done in 7 days?
- Look at a man’s body; now look at a woman’s body. Which is the sacred image?
- A woman would get jealous of us worshipping nonexistant gods.
- The rainbow. A man would stop with Red and Blue.
- Multiple orgasms and unlimited access.
- Would a man make a fuss over what you ate and when you ate it?
- Stars. Who’s counting?
- Everything in Nature is circular, spherical, or cyclical. Female.
- God never speaks Truth directly. “You should know. If you have to ask, just never mind.”
- Love is more important than sex, power, money, etc. Love.
I told you before: I’m the best of both worlds. Consider me bicelestial.
And multilingual…now that is fun for all concerned!