Wonder where that higher power was this weekend when I stuck my boobs in the deck stain?
[hijack]Since we are on the boob subject. . . Didn’t Pamela Lee have her implants removed last year? I recently saw her on a television show and BOOM BA BA BOOM BA BA BOOM, they look bigger than ever![/hijack]
A large-boob hijack:
And I recall reading a story in the National Enquirer (snicker all you want, lately they do have a nasty habit of breaking well-researched stories) about a little fender-bender involving Anna Nicole Smith. Apparently she was rear-ended (tee-hee) and, well, her, um, air bags came into play - apparently one of them burst and (swear to god!) started leaking. She was apparently totally frantic (I mean, wouldn’t you be, too?) and needed a bit of additional work done.
The reeeeaaaalllly interesting tidbit was the allegation that she’d had no fewer than six boob jobs over the years, supported by a photo of her at 16. By that point whe was, unquestionably, fully-grown, with large hips and - almost no boobs at all. In fact, she was kinda out of proportion, which must’ve been what started it all.
God said, “Put on a bra, you slut!”
Harvey Lipschultz (Boston Public) said, “Wear a bra for the good of the country.”
Harvey Lipschultz is God? Nah…just a weird coincidence.