God to Baptists of Metropolis, Illinois: "Move your church!"

A church that was damaged by fire in May of 2012 was damaged again by strong winds 13 months later during rebuiling had a wall collapse a few days ago, injuring one volunteer who was helping with the rebuild.

Well, it wasn’t an earthquake so we can’t blame boobs. Don’t the gays cause high wind type storms? Hurricanes and stuff like that? It’s prolly their fault then.

How could Superman let this happen?

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I’m always amazed when people claim that disasters are a sign from God - and then claim that God must be mad at somebody else: “God struck our church with lightning and burned it to the ground. Clearly, God is angry about that gay bar that opened up two miles away.”

Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the tall part in the middle with the metal thing at the top though.

Errr, they don’t have that now that I look at the picture, but when the church by my house got struck by lightning it hit the steeple, as one would imagine it would. Didn’t help that they were basically on airport property so there wasn’t really anything else nearby for the lightning to hit.

I imagine it’s because of all the blowing.

Churches being destroyed have been a constant theme in my life. Here is a matching photo of one that I lived next to that also got struck by lightening.

The church that I was raised in was struck by a tornado and basically just exploded into nothing. The church down the street from that burned down three years ago (on Christmas Eve no less). That is what churches do in my world. They get destroyed suddenly by some natural force.

The phrase “What part of NO can’t you understand?” comes to my mind. “Three strikes and you’re OUT!” also comes to mind.

What did you do to make god that angry?