At the Backlash pay-per-view April 30, God will make his pro-wrestling debut
I wonder what kind of moves God has planned?
I predict God gets smashed like a raspberry in between Vince McMahon’s shoulderblades. See Vince in a recent Muscle and Fitness magazine? He’s a billion years old and he’s a friggin tank!
Two possible outcomes.
The first is there’s an actual wrestling match, with a guy wearing flowing robes and so forth. Ultimate tackiness.
The second possibility is that God shows up and causes old Vince to have a religous experience. Vince becomes born-again on stage, simultaneously becoming popular with Christian wrestling fans and setting a new bar for the cynical exloitation of religous belief.
You sayin that tackiness wouldn’t be worth some ratings?
I bet there’s nobody showing up…either that or Sting is gonna drop down from the ceiling. Perhaps they can load everyone involved in a trebuchet and launch them into the next zip code.
I likes me that idea.
My guess is Michaels fights both Vince and son by himself and with “Gods help” manages to beat them in an uneven match. Although i wouldn’t be surprised if a guy with a beard and white robes showed up to fight.
You mean they’re not having someone named Isaac wrestle with God? C’mon, Old Testament rematch!
It’s about time they brought back Lou Albano.
Guys, Backlash is here in Lexington this year. They’re not gonna do anything that would result in a riot or seriously offend people here in town.
If I had the money, I’d go just to see how they do it.
It’ll end with Santa running in and wholloping one of the McMahons with an iron bag of presents while the ref is distracted. God gets the pinfall.
As an aside…
Why is wrasslin’ only one fall? I remember waaaaaaaaay back in the day (when it was friggin’ awesome) when they’d have the best-of-three falls style.
audible sigh…them’s were the days…
Sting is busy over at TNA.
I hear they were bringing back Kevin Fertig, who played a short-lived character named Mordecai, a white-bearded religious nut who was out to punish sinners (and started a feud with the Undertaker). I sincerely hope this isn’t the new role for Fertig.
God says “poof” and Vince and the entire WWF disappears and then fans get pissed because they just paid $11.95 for a show that lasted all of 4 seconds. 
Why would God do away with the World Wildlife Fund?
It’s WWE these days
They better not try any submission moves on God.
Word on the street is… he’s got incredible pain tolerance.
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So Shawn Michaels is going to team up with Mick Foley? Cool. 
And I don’t think they’ll ever drop someone down from the ceiling again.
Oh yeah! That’s right. I completely forgot about that, not being a wrestlerite.
I would happily stop being an athiest if some god, and I’m not even picky about which pantheon he/she/it comes from, would show up and smite all McMahons except Shane, who seems okay, for the good all of humanity.
I’m hoping that Billy Graham steps in…
Not that Billy Graham, the Other Billy Graham.