Goddam CATS are fucking SHITTING in my vegetable seedlings!

I’m betting on a one-time troll.

That’s conviction about an issue. Join a message board just to post a response to an 8 year old pit thread.

I thought it was Twinkies?

Anyway, I support this 8-year-old pitting of cats. The good news is the original fuckers may be dead by now.

That’s fine if they’re owned cat, but the feral ones are, if anything, worse.

Nope. Catshit. I sat there and watched the cat shit in my garden and dig up the seedlings.

Yes we occasionaly get dog, human, deer, rabbit, raccoon, coyote, turtle, and bird shit, along with whatever gruesome thing it is that hawks cough up - hawk pellets? I know when owls do that it’s owl pellets.

My current favorite is coyote urine pellets which are, well, pellets soaked in coyote urine. Makes the cats/rabbits/etc. think you have a coyote living in the garden and the tend to go elsewhere. Does not work on turtles. Does not work on dogs or on human garden raiders. Will make your garden smell like a coyote pissed in it after a rain, but so far it’s worked best for least violence.

Junk food has nothing to do with it. When you’re growing a garden not as a hobby but as part of your annual food supply the temptation isn’t to merely hurt a cat, it is to kill a cat because the animal is destroying part of your food supply.

I’m all for trying to find non-violent means to solve the problem, but given a choice between eating and feral cat my dinner wins.

Jetdogy posted my favorite post today. Why?

Newbie joins just to dig up a zombie thread

Ineffective pit rudeness-

Just plain wrong- -

sometimes they do/ sometimes they don’t

*Stating the fucking obvious- *-

Yes, if you’re not careful with one of those you can actually KILL an animal with that. Not a cat, but I’ve heard those things are wicked on mice.

Stupidity -

The dude is lecturing in a garden subject thread about people eating junk food.

Just Plain Wrong again-

Methinks I found the moron in this thread.

I understand salt-and-peppered cat ass is considered a delicacy in some countries.

I like the quotation marks around the word BURY… like he’s kidding when he says it?

CATS: you have no chance to survive make your thyme.

Don’t lace your junk food with steroids.

That is sage advice.

I dunno, if I were going to become a violent monster, I’d want to be a strong and violent monster.

Woo, my old thread resurrected. Zombie cat shit!

They were cats, all right. There’s a big fence around the garden that keeps out dogs and coyotes.

And they’re still around. One of my raised beds is unused at this point, and its soil has become dried out and loose. The same cats or their feral offspring are still shitting in it. However, they seem to stay out of the other bed which still has plants and is regularly watered.

So here’s a new solution: maintain a place with dry loose soil or sand, and keep your other, actual planted beds damp at all times. They’ll poop in the dry place and leave your seedlings alone.

Man, I bet that stinks.

A non violent solution!
Outstanding, teela brown!

It just occurred to me that a few carnivorous plants in the garden should discourage all kinds of critters from shitting in it.

No, they just capture a few bugs, although Nepenthes rajah has reportedly captured rats.

How did the stock exchange scam go?
:rolleyes:

Get a Scarecrow, a motion-activated sprinkler. Works great.

Theme music for the thread.

Even better.

Why are their cats in your yard? They should be keep inside or they could catch fleas!