GODDAM!!! I SUCK

The BBQ Pit
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When you’re pissed off at others you flame them, well I’m pissed off at myself so here goes…

I swear I am the biggest fucking moron whoever walked gods green earth. I always leave every last little thing to the last little minute. I’m always prevaricating either watching TV or surfing the net or SOMETHING. It’s like these’s this little voice inside my head saying “Oh no Gomez, watching the end of this here episode of Seinfeld is FAR more important than finishing your University Application” and 9 times out of ten I, like the gormless chump I am, agree with the voice even though the miserable chicken shit bastard does NOT have my best interests at heart.
I swear I have to be the laziest fucking bastard of all time. There are patients who’ve been in comas for 50 years who do more stuff than me. For example I’m sure I would be a straight A student if only I pulled my thumb out of my arse and got down to doing some stuff.
You see, today was the shittiest day I’ve had for quite some time. I was all set to come no here and rave about the injustices of it all when I realised, “Hey, this is ALL MY FAULT” If I hadn’t been such a lazy fucking jerk and filled in my University applications two weeks ago instead of leaving it til the last minute, none of this would have happened" and for once the little Seinfeld fan in my head decided to shut the fuck up. So that is why I’ve typed this. To let you know I’m a lazy SOB and also to make it 100% clear to myself that if I want to succeed I’ve gotta change myself first!!

Hey, that felt pretty good. I don’t feel as though I suck as much anymore!!!
If any of your wanna fill the pages of the SDMB with pitiful self loathing then come on over here and do it in this thread, it’s really rather liberating. :slight_smile:

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Ah the delicious irony of the post. Gomez…

Nah, I’ll let someone else comment on it.

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How much time did you waste composing that post? You’re using up valuable study time! Get your ass in gear, buddy!! :slight_smile:

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I love your new CD. That’s something to feel good about - it must have taken AGES to put it out.

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heh, I wonder how many heads that goes over, Sax.

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mouthbreather - I think a lot - but I’m glad you knew the reference.

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Doesn’t go over mine either, I just want to dispel any myths that I actually took my name from that guy in the Adams Family :slight_smile:

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another head that it didn’t go over, but then again I do live beside the UK.

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hey, i’m a damn yank and it didn’t go over my head. first thing i thought when i saw the name was music, not television. that aside, it’s time for pitiful self-loathing! woohoo!

so, i’ve managed to piss off and alienate several of my friends. i seem to do this once a year around this time. last year, i fooled around with my best friend’s ex-boyfriend. this time, it was with my friend (a different one). well, her boyfriend was not particularly happy, nor were all my friends who want to do her. i suck. i’m always pissing people off. oh well. i had fun. was my recent exploit really something people should be pissed over? i’m curious. --klepto