Goddamn Deer Killer !!! (Long)

I apparently have a neighbor that likes to shoot and kill deer. Not a hunter, not a sportsman, but a fucking sorry-ass bastard who kills for fun.

I have lived on this property off and on since 1968. Deer are plentiful and I like that deer and squirrels and rabbits and eagles and possums and all sorts of critters live on my property and around it. At least three of my neighbors have deer feeders on their proprty and some occasionally hand feed the deer. They come up to the garage when I come home, looking for a handout. It isn’t unusual for there to be a dozen or more deer grazing out on my front lawn. I like that. That is why I moved out of the stinkin’ city.

The only time you see a dead deer is when one has been hit by a car. Deer just don’t normally “die”, so seeing a dead one far off the road is unusual. This fall, I noticed a dead deer just ten feet from my fence on a neighbors property. I thought it ususual, since it wasn’t deer season, but with all the construction going on out here, I though maybe it had been injured somehow and managed to make it here before it died. Nature took its course, and over the next week or so, it was slowly consumed by the usual scavengers and was pretty much gone.

A month later, while walking back to my workshop, I noticed the smell of rotting animal. Looking around, I saw another dead deer about twenty feet over my fence, on another piece of property, but only about a hundred yards from where the first deer was. Couldn’t see what killed this one either, but I thought it very strange at the time. About a month later, not thirty feet from where this deer died, was a small dead deer, again about twenty feet from my fence line.

I haven’t heard any gunshots, in particular. You can hear gunshots out here occasionally and I don’t think it unusual because the area is still pretty country-like and there is a lot of wildlife that can cause problems. The banging of the trucks doing all the constuction also makes a lot of loud sounds, so you don’t always think to investigate every gunshot-like sound you hear.

Around New Years, I was working in my shop in the back of my property. I heard a loud bang that obviously sounded like it was coming from just off my land, so I stepped outside to check. I heard and saw nothing, so I went back inside to work. A minute or so later, I heard an identical sound. It didn’t have the crack of a high powered rifle or a small caliber handgun. It sounded like a large skyrocket does when launched - a deep muffled THUMP! I looked through a window to see a large buck writhing and thrashing on the ground about thirt feet from my shop. It started shaking and died by the time I got to it, and I could see the bullethole in the side of its belly. Although it didn’t bleed much, I followed the blood trail about thirty feet to my fence where it was obvious it came over. The same property as the second dead deer, and only about thirty feet from where it died. No one came looking for it because no one was hunting it.

IMO, whoever shot it, intended to to hurt it but not kill it right away. If you wanted to kill a deer out here, you could walk right up to it and shoot it point blank. There is no excude for a shot like that unless you mean to cause the deer pain. And you want it to run off and die somewhere else.

I called the county sherriff, not because I thought it was a huge crime to shoot the deer (it was in season), but because there are too many people living out here now to be shooting anything like that. If a bullet misses or goes through and animal, somebody or their property could be hit. Besides, it is illegal to hunt deer on property smaller than ten acres around here.

The sherriff didn’t care much. Didn’t even want to see the deer or have me point out the property it and the shot came from. They couldn’t do anything, really, but I wanted to report it because of the gunshot danger and I thought it was a stupid and cruel thing to do.

This morning, I noticed another dead deer on my lot, about twenty feet from the last one. Looks like it probably died a day or so ago, maybe more. Hard to tell with the cold weather we are having. I didn’t see a gunshot wound, but I didn’t want to move it or turn it over. This time I called the game warden. Nothing they can do unless they catch them in the act. Don’t even want to go over and question anybody. Oh, well.

I have nothing against hunting or shooting deer, even though I am not a hunter, but this is senseless killing. Beyond that, it is cruel and illegal. This isn’t even somebody who hates deer because they eat their plants or flowers, because they have a deer feeder just twenty feet from my fenceline, right where the deer (and the blood trail) come over my fence. No, I think this is some sick fuck who like to hurt and kill things.

So, FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! I hope the nest big buck you try to shoot gores your sorry ass.

Oh, and what’s with all the golf balls, all of a sudden? I find two just inside my property when I walk back to my shop last week, and I see at least three more just on your side of the fence, and that’s just the ones I can see. What the fuck is up with that?
::: This is my first thread-start in The Pit, so forgive me if it is not vitriol enough to even be a good rant. I just wanted to get this out of my system a bit and wanted to use a few words that would not have been appropriate for MPSIMS :::

Those? They’re cleverly disguised grenades.

Call the bomb squad.

:smiley:

I’m all about hunting, but this isn’t hunting. It’s fucked up.

Not to defend the shooter, but you and your neighbors have made his job much, much easier by teaching them to think of people as a source of food.

I’m not a hunter, but some in my family are. This is sickening. :frowning:

yep, not to mention interferring w/natural selection. By feeding the deer, you allow for a greater population than would normally be able to thrive. A friend of mine used to (past tense) have deer feeders in her back yard, until the night she was gored by a buck.

Yea, some of my neighbors have automatic deer feeders full of deer corn that they keep going all year long. In the evenings, the deer make their way from one feeder, across my property to the other ones. They hear the feeder spray the corn out and they come running.

I thow out a scoop of wild bird feed, and the deer stop and munch on the sunflower seeds. Hardly enough for a meal, but I guess it is a little variety for them. Can’t help it if they feed on all the natural fauna that is around.

All the deer get from me is a couple of handfuls of sunflower seeds every few days. They are fat enough this year due to the record rainfall we had in the spring and the plentiful plant life. The deer just spend a lot of time around my place because I left much of it as is and didn’t cut out all the trees and scrub like my neighbors.

Would the multiple deer carcases be of any interest to the local animal control or health departments? I mean, that’s four decomposing deer bodies on or near your property, and they were just left there.

Not to downplay the deaths of the deer, but there may be other agencies that could have some sort of jurisdiction over the end results. Although they may not be interested either.

I see some of you have missed the part where the SHOOTER has a deer feeder on his property as well, so the ‘population control argument’ you’re trying to blame on the OP is sort of…weak.

In other words, you live next door to a prick. I’m shocked to hear it though, since to hear some folks tell it, all gun owners are sensible family men who only have the world’s safety and best interests in mind. WHo would have thought a gun would fall into the wrong hands? It’s shocking.

yes, OP lives next door to prick. the fact that the prick is also feeding deer makes him more of a prick, doesn’t do shit to the objections we’re making to the OP and others for also feeding the deer.

I’m an unashamed hunter, and trophy hunting and crap like this just infuriates me. We’re already looked upon as scum by too many people, even though I eat everything I kill and go far out of my way to prevent the suffering of game (I’ve posted about a couple of these) - risking losing my license and paying a fine rather than let a maimed animal suffer. Pricks like that… They just… Grr!

Bastard.

snorts While most gun owners are fairly harmless…I’m sorry, there’s no way to respond to this without laughing my ass off. Some fit the above description, some just like to shoot things (not people, but animals).

They’re still a mile above the guy in the OP though. At least if they shoot a dear, they’ll eat it.

Perhaps a silly question, but are you sure it’s an adult neighbour and not one of your neighbours’ children? Because this sounds just like the actions of an irresponsible youth.

Such a waste. All those tasty back straps down the crapper. Dumbasses.

The sheriff might not care, but I bet the DNR would.

Even if it was a ten year old it’s despicable.

The golf balls may be from some sort of PVC cannon he built to shoot at targets. (Deer)

I think you should take pictures of all shot deer you find, so you have something to show down the road, your not talking out your ass. Illegal hunting should be reported and stopped. It’s a waste, and dangerous hunting like that, besides the illegality. You can call up the next hire up to report the killings. I would have evidence before contacting the next higher. What you do is up to you.

I’m very much supportive of legal hunting. The forests are over populated, and the deer have being striping out the new trees and plants to a bare soil under the canopy. Animals starve , the forest doesn’t renew, and the ground erodes. in this small town in a limited area, they have culled at least 70 deer in January. They’re still all over town.

I’m all about solutions. I agree that you should take photos of the deer, but I’ll suggest one better.

Buy one of these:

http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/index/index-display.jsp;jsessionid=U05HVIDI3APC5LAQBBJSCO3MCAEFIIWE?id=cat20098&rid=0180101070502&cmCat=perf&cm_ven=performics&cm_cat=Google_NonBrand&cm_pla=optics_camera_trailcamera&cm_ite=hunting%20cameras&_requestid=97336
Try to post it on your property with a commanding view and catch the guy in the act.

Even after you’re done with that, they’re kind of nice to have just to see what’s showing up when you’re not around.

This is just wrong. I don’t really think I can say more than this.

Actually, there is something you can do, though. Judicious application of mountain lion piss, I think, might clear things off. Anyone else got good deer-b-gone suggestions? Figure out where he’s shooting them at, maybe it’s a hill which makes a good target silhouette? Apply the piss there.

Failing that, a discussion with the man about how you dislike people firing in the direction of your shop, how much you dislike carcasses on your property, and how he’s going to come and clear them off.

The fucking game warden blew you off? Every hunter knows that those bastards have a reputation of being sticklers. How that guy could have blown off something that would piss off every single hunter I know is beyond me. Call and ask to speak to someone more senior. It’s poaching, and they aren’t even harvesting, so it’s a complete waste. Take pictures, as has been suggested, so they know that this is more than a one time event.

I too kinda wonder if you have a teenager with a fucked up hobby in the neighborhood.