Post count parties can go chew on my grandfather’s colostomy bag, over there next to Sneevil.
I mean, what’s the point of them? “Hey, everyone! Here’s how lame I am! I can get 400 posts in the two weeks I’ve been here, mainly by posting shit that nobody ever read, and now I’m going to celebrate by pretending to throw a party the likes of which nobody would ever invite me to if it happened in real life! Everyone look at MEEEEEEE!”
What utter bullshit. If you really need someone to pay attention to your accomplishments that badly, try doing something important, you know, like saying something remotely worthwhile.
But worse than those who post inane post count parties are those who post them under misleading subject titles. This morning, I was clicking through MPSIMS, when I saw a subject title that intrigued me. Lo and behold, I click on it, and it’s another fucking post count party. Are you people so pathetic that you can only get people to come to your parties through deception? When I see someone post a thread that says something like “Guess what happened to me!” in the subject line, and I open it up to see “I reached my 100th post,” I’m tempted to simply quote the subject and respond, “You turned into a pathetic, attention-grubbing boil on the left ass-cheek of humanity?” Because that’s what you are.
After reading that thread, I felt dirty. In fact, after posting this, I think I might go shower.
In short, all of you post-count party fiends can go chow down on heatherlee’s dildo collection. Then, for good measure, I’ll force you to use your 500th post to tell us all about how they tasted.
Of course I didn’t even try and point out the foolishness of Drain asking about the point of something in MPSIMS?
If you’re looking for a thread to have a point, I would stay out of that section.
DrainBead, I have to ask. Is there some reason you’re against fun?
Here’s the way I see it, It’s pretty dumb to laugh just because someone farted. But hey, at least he’s laughing. And I see that as a good thing, whatever the cause is.
Nice one Drain. I think this was the best opening to a post party I’ve ever read.
More importantly, I think it sets the right tone for this party. I’m laying odds that the cops will be here in riot gear soon.
Sua
You snuck in a post count party right under our radar. I’m gonna allow it to stay. For now.
But if this thread gets bloated with congrats and (((hugs))) and people pulling up lawn chairs and tossing beers and so forth I will have to ship it over to the land of perky cheerleaders and Xanax.
You understand. The riot squad can only be held back for so long.
Actually, I don’t think this is DrainBead having an under-handed post party. Granted, I’m sure the irony of her doing this on her 2000th post was intentional. But she was serious when she said she hates post parties, she’s said so on several other occasions. In fact, I believe she once said it in chat while Milo was there. So I’d be surprised if she intended for it to be a post party, though the thought did cross my mind.
I like the irony even more now that I see Milo doesn’t get it.
You see, Drain, that is the beauty of the Mundane Pointless board. You can be both mundane and pointless, and not have to worry about the criticisms of the obviously more intellectual posters (like yourself).
