Gohmert Pyle strikes again. (Rep. Louie Gohmert Compares Gun Control to Bestiality)

I’ll condense and paraphrase: “You can’t limit the number of rounds in a magazine because gay marriage may lead to bestiality.”

Here’s the video:

With some people, everything leads back to sex with animals.

“And um, because…God…and the Bible…”

You’ve got to have sweet sweet sheep pussy on the mind all the goddamn time if your mind jumps to bestiality from gun control.

Where’s mah banjo?

All I know is that before I die, I’m gonna fuck me a fish.

Eh, plenty of people right here claim that gun owners are evil because we have small penises.

I’ve never been able to find out whether this includes us women.

Really!

Plenty? How about 3?

Right here? I take it that is the SDMB.

So that’s 3 folks here on the SDMB who have said that “gun owners are evil because they have small penises”.

I’ll wait for the links to the posts.

Come on. This is just dumb.

This wasn’t meant to be a gun control thread. It’s a [del]beastiality[/del] Louie Gohmert thread.

I’m sorry, but are you actually here to defend Gohmert? A man that worries that if there is legislation to limit a gun to 10 rounds whats to stop the gun haters from limiting it even further…to 11?? Do you not have a “Too stupid to defend, despite the politics” filter in your brain?

In all fairness, why would they name it a Bushmaster if you weren’t supposed to fuck it?

How do you know it isn’t supposed to fuck you?

Misleading title. Came here expecting Aggie jokes.

Shows what you know. The Bible clearly states God’s will on this issue:

Kings 8:27 “But will God indeed dwell on the earth? Behold, heaven and the highest heaven cannot contain you; how much less this house that I have built!”

Okay, granted, you have to interpret what God is saying here. But obviously God is talking about the size of gun magazines.

He’s right, isn’t he? Some people, you take away their large-mag guns and you just know they’re gonna take out their frustration on the sheep.

You’d probably pick the ugly one.

Just as some liberals dont know what to do when the facts are against them, some conservatives don’t know what to do when the facts are on their side (or sometimes ever).

Huh. I think Nino may have some real competition for the title of Master of the Slippery Slope.

I see it as an argument in favor of sheep and fish fucking.

Yes, this clearly does support your hypothesis that the facts oppose gun control advocates.:rolleyes: