Good News About BratMan007

There was no accident. Thank You God. I called he answered. I hung up. I’m sorry baby, I had to know that you were okay. I didn’t want to say anything hoping you would fall back to sleep. You know I couldn’t live without you, sweetheart. Please understand that I’m posting to let everyone know that your alright so those who care don’t worry. I love you with all of my heart.

Just what in the fuck is going on here?!!

So he wasn’t in a car wreck? What the fuck was the other thead about?

Fess up!

This is some weird shit. So, Tigress, you read on a message board that your boyfriend has suffered a near fatal car crash. You’re scared shitless, of course, so you call him. He answers the phone, and then you JUST HANG UP??? I mean, no reaction of relief whatsoever? No notice that anyone is writing a bogus story about him on the SD?

What the hell is going on here?

I don’t know who wrote the thread about Brat in an accident. I seen him on the 9th car fine, nothing wrong with him. And I just called him to make sure it didn’t happen after he called and said he was going to bed.

Then how did this other guy know all those details? Were they accurate?

This makes absolutely no sense to me. Expecially the hanging up part.

I think we should let Bratman answer that question when he gets on SDMB.

Boo boo you got some splaining to do.

Yes I felt relief. I didn’t want him to get upset about this whole thing at 4:30 in the morning. Whoever wrote that about Brat needs to get his information straight. Please don’t jump on me about this. I just saw it. I don’t even know whats going on.

Who the fuck is Odz Bopkin and why do I smell “Boo-boo sock puppetry” all over him?

This is actually getting stranger that the Official SDMB Soap Opera thread on this same forum. I’m planting my beach chair and umbrella here.

What was it that Hunter S. Thompson wrote in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas?

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

:::pops open cooler full of beer and Cheetos:::

I don’t know what the fuck is going on around here, but I don’t like it. Why would someone lie about being in a car accident? Not a very funny joke if you ask me, and believe me, I’m holding back right now so I don’t come off like a bitch in case it is true.
I must say though, the whole thing sounded a little fishy to me, but I didn’t want to look like a jerk and say anything. The thing that bothered me the most was how Odz knew to come here and post, but didn’t mention that Brat asked him to in case something happened to him. I know others had doubts as well.
This is bullshit.

Well, he did say that Bratman told him to register and showed him numerous threads. Could be a lie, of course.

Oh well, we’ll see what happens. We know what to think when none of the parties respond, I guess.

I am not a sock-puppet. I didn’t know anything about this so called accident. I know if anything would have happened Brat or his mom would have called me. I don’t know what the hell is going on here. I had no part what so ever in the fake story. And why in the hell would I lie and make up that long ass story full of bull shit. I’m not going to take the blame for ideotic shit I take no part in and don’t even know about. Why doesn’t someone e-mail Ron’s so called friend and ask that ass wipe what the hell is going on.

I’ve been away for the wkend and just start reading all these threads about Bratman .

It’s been said before and it’ll be said again but WTF ? This is easily the strangest shit I’ve ever seen on the board , actually IRL aswell . Bratman said before that he doesn’t have a comp. at home so he posts from work so hopefully he’ll be popping up soon to fill us in .

This is f***ed up in the extreme no matter what way it turns out .


Boo Boo’s Tigress could you ring him and tell him what’s going on . I’m positive he’d want to know .

Sure thing.

I am going to assume that BratMan is really alright since Tigress says he is and BratMan has acknowledged that Tigress is his girlfriend so we can take what she says about this at face value, but this thing smells fishy. According to his profile, BratMan hasn’t posted since 07-08-2000 04:23 PM, the evening before the supposed accident. Normally BratMan posts everyday, so why would Odz Bopkin start the Bad News About BratMan007 thread at 07-09-2000 10:02 AM? I mean BratMan could have logged on the minute after he started it and debunked the whole thing, so why go to the trouble? And BratMan still hasn’t logged on. It would be nice to think he was out enjoying himself yesterday, perhaps even with Tigress, yet if that is the case, she found time yesterday to log in and post to the Does anyone have a problem with me? thread, so where was our BratMan then?

I didn’t post to the bad news about BratMan thread yesterday because it just didn’t make much sense that anyone would would want to take a printout of a thread to a guy in the hospital. A box of chocolates, a skin-flint magazine maybe, but a printout? Doesn’t make sense.

Things still don’t make sense, but hopefully BratMan will post here by the end of the day and we can unravel this situation.

You’d take a magazine about misers to a guy in the hospital? :smiley:

LOL, is that what a skin-flint is? Okay, I am running a blank here, cause I don’t know what term I want then. Skin-flick doesn’t sound right, cause that would be a porno-movie. Hmmm. Let’s just say I thought BratMan might prefer Hustler to a thread printout.

You can kiss this one goodbye, too, just like the “Bad News” thread.