You bunch of wankers and us bunch of wankers have more things to boast about than that bunch of wankers combined.
Up for a good shit-stir or what? Nah, better not, I have been warned enough times as it is and I’m starting to like you guys.
Yep. Best darn easiest time of my entire single life mate. Beer goggles worked perfectly fine.
I thought we were the Alabamans of the Commonwealth?
Now, now, every wanker is equal to every other wanker.
I loathe texans. Australians are all the crocodile guy. So that’s how correct ya are.
I had a feeling an Aussie would take my post in the spirit it was intended. 
Hey!
Clearly, you’ve never been to Australia.
Bugger that mate! The crocodile guy was a one off aberration from the pages of our colonial past. Nowadays the closest we ever want to get to a croc is enough distance to safely sling the annoying neighbours cat.
I think it’s some kind of Australia law that you have to badmouth Foster’s, and recommend the preferred regional beer. Meanwhile, Canadians like to look down on BudMillerCoors, and recommend MolsonLabattMoosehead. Canadians? Have you tried your beers? It’s less a step up, more like a step sideways.
Australia does seem more like the US in some ways. ISTR that anti-monarchism is much stronger in Australia than Canada for example.
Oh and the correct US metric for assessing a state’s goodness is in its distance from Mississippi, not Alabama. As in “we might be 49th in education, but at least we’re not Mississippi” or “our average waistline is 44 inches, but at least we’re not not as obese as Mississippi” or “at least I’m in Alabama.”
So… what do you think about Japan?
Who recommends MolsonLabattMoosehead? It’s Preferred Regional Beer* all the way, baby!
*Big Rock.
Don’t know. What is there to say?: Silly Game Shows; they treat Fat people as Freaks; everyone seems to be busy (no lazy people there); people killing themselves if they fuck up financially (no clear cut bankruptcy laws I suppose); can’t eat in public; no rude bits in Porno mags (which is the weirdest); and beautiful beautiful poontang!
Hope I didn’t miss anything.
Oh, and they don’t speak English, we are a bit prejudice like that. Bit like Alabamans, or so I’m told.
But “Fosters” is Australian for “bee-ah.” Or so I’ve been led to believe.
Your pride & joy steve Irwin (crocodile hunter) is dead. No
American would have been that stupid…
My impression of Aussies has always been that the Sheilas are lovely and the Bruces are troglodytes. Unfair (to either)?
What they don’t tell you is that “bee-ah” is actually Australian for “piss”.
Disclaimer: I’m not a beer-drinker, and probably couldn’t tell Fosters from Turbo Dog in a blind taste test, so I can only comment facetiously on the quality (or lack thereof) of any given beer.
I think David Sedaris said it best when he called Australia “Canada… in a thong”.
Thong bikini or thong sandal?
Actually, the largest state is WA. (Western Australia, that is – about 40% bigger than Alaska)