Good Sunday Morning Average United State Siders.

The largest state in what? Australia?

There’s some hidden stuff in that post.

Hidden? Or just obfuscated?

You almost got me there! But I see enough WA addresses in our data that I caught on.

(And I didn’t see the hidden text until I started to post just now.)

You’re all over that one, like white on rice.

Bikini. If it was a sandal, it would be thongs, plural.

Unless Australians only wear one, in which case they’d be ‘oppin’ 'round like kangaroos.

Ogre is clearly one of the smart Alabamans… he realizes “Alabaman” is a grievous insult.

AGH! Mind picture! Mind picture!

Why settle for a mental image when Humon has done the work for you?

We probably need an “evil” smiley.

Waterloo Dark

I don’t know anyone under the age of 50 who drinks MolsonLabattMoosehead. Blech.

Really. Is that right! You see I wouldn’t know having never been to Alabama and all…

Well, to be fair, I really shouldn’t point fingers. I was born and raised in Iowa. It’s a little-known fact that IOWA is an acronym: Idiots Out Wandering Around.

To be fair, I wouldn’t know one state from another, they all just blend into one big bunch of wankers worth having a dig at. Well that’s what that them wanker Canadians tell me.

Iowa, isn’t that where that wanker Radar O’Reilly hails from?

Alabama, isn’t that where that wanker with the name of Earl from?

Canada, isn’t that a place where US wankers go to get better health care?

Australia, well our number one wanker died in a stingray accident, so there’s no paying us wankers out any more.

Close, but they aren’t pasty and flabby enough.

Well, they try, but we don’t let 'em.

IOWA - Idiots Out Wanking Around?