Madame Curie cuts loose.
Jilad and Darmok at Tenagra. Shaka, when the walls fell. 
FAAART!lc
The entire article is wonderfully written. “Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness.”
Alabama man accused of feeding meth to a squirrel arrested
“An Alabama man who authorities said kept a meth-fueled “attack squirrel” in his apartment was arrested Thursday on multiple felony warrants unrelated to the squirrel.”
Obvious band name: Meth Fueled Attack Squirrel
The most amazing part of this thread is that none of these happened in Florida.
Step up your game, Florida!
Also, is it just me, or do those news site that want you to disable your ad-blocker have more space devoted to ads than to the article? :dubious:
Best laugh I’ve had all day:
The pharmacy disciplinary website for my state can be a major timesuck. My own personal favorites: The man who was arrested for exposing himself to women in the parking lot of the store where he worked, and the woman who had a marijuana grow house but tried to blame it on her boyfriend.
Reminds of an incident when I was volunteering with a police department years ago. A college kid came into the station and complained to the matron that someone had sold him marijuana that had been cut with something. She told him to bring it in so she could look at it, which the moron did (keep in mind this was in the 70s). He was promptly arrested for possession.
So I’m waiting at the bus stop right next to the gas station. A man with a gas can starts pouring liquid on the ground.
Did I mention the fire station is on the next block to the bus stop and gas station?
I call 911, and the fire marshal pulls up before I can hang up. A bus shows up, and I get the hell out of there as two fire engines pull up.
Reminds me of Dean Harvey Hicks, who parked his truck bomb in front of a fire station. Firefighters noticed smoke rising from the truck and prevented a complete detonation.
Why do you think they call it dope?
In recent years, some police departments have put out a call for people to bring in their drugs to be tested for anthrax and Ebola. You guessed it - people have fallen for it.
The cops let Bo off with a warning?
“BAD DOG!! BAD!! Do NOT steal corn bread mix! BAD BAD DOG!! BAD!!”
How about a drive-by alcoholing?