Google search on Miserable Failure
Thank god someone finally made a thread about this!
Let me guess there are many other threads on this topic already? SDMB is running very slow so I skipped the search.
BBC article on this. They chose an … interesting … photo, too. 
Thanks Wolfie for saving my mistake with your interesting link
— I’m just going to be in this corner over here hanging my head in shame for making a newbie like error when I should know better. Do you think I can blame it on the shock of a spider falling on my head last night… —
You mean, there is another thread? Sorry, leechy’s was the first one I saw.
(BTW: Bad Spiders! You leave my leechy alone!)
In case there hasn’t been a thread about these, hit “I’m Feeling Lucky” for “Weapons of Mass Destruction” and “French Military Victories.”
Having just recieved the results of my search I can say with confidence there is another thread titled “Googles Subtle Political Rebellion”.
Thank-you Catalyst I had seen the WMD google but not the French Military Victories.
I can’t help myself:
Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death Rays”.
All I am getting for those are “Pages not found” links. 
DreadCthulhu I am sure you already know this but you are evil - you are more evil than the rubber chicken on my computer that is trying to kill me.
I had a whole reply typed out to your post before I saw that little winky hidden down the bottom.